Numb3rs quotes

339 total quotes


Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: You know what they say: Applied physicists are from Venus; Theoretical physicists wonder why it spins in the other direction.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: You know, Don, you and I are very alike. We are both focused on large possibly unattainable goals. Me trying to explain the workings of the universe ...
Don Eppes: And what am I doing? Trying to take all those unworkable workings and put them in jail. Yeah, good luck to both of us.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [after the referee kicks him out] What did I say? All I did was calling him a black hole!
Alan Eppes: [realizing the unintended pun] You called him a black hole?

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [talking about the way Charlie is wearing his Neoprene suit] I'm fairly certain the zipper goes in back.

Dr. Mildred Finch: In Antarctica we were used to doing everything very quietly. It's like a big library ... with penguins.

Dr. Millie Finch: One small step for Larry, one giant leap for CalSci.

Dr. Millie Finch: This bull's got problems.

Ethan Burdick: You're here to talk your brother in the door, and in case you haven't realized it, I don't have time to waste.
Charlie Eppes: Look, I think you'd be better off letting him do his job, because he's actually pretty good at it.

Girl: Will you take a picture of me and my friends?
Liz Warner: No. But I'll take your camera.

Girl: [seeing a wooden crate in the middle of newhere] That's weird!
Boy: No, that's a wooden crate. What's weird is driving way up here to find it.

Houser: We're fairly confident that hasn't happened yet.
Don Eppes: You're fairly confident?

Ian Edgerton: "I don't know if you guys need a tracker."
David Sinclair: "A lot of innocent people up here, kids, families, hikers, puppies."

Ian Edgerton: [after threading a kill shot through two closed pickup truck cab windows and a suspect's skull] That oughtta move me up to number three.

Ian Edgerton: Prison is for convicted felons, aren't we skipping a step?

Ian Edgerton: [to man with rifle] "You might miss, I won't!"