Numb3rs quotes

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Colby Granger: [about the way David is handling Liz] You better hope you don't have a daughter.
David Sinclair: What are you talking about?
Colby Granger: Imagine how you're gonna be, when she turns sixteen!

Colby Granger: [after hearing his weekend is cancelled] Rest is for the weary!

Colby Granger: [reading a conspiracy site] FBI: fools, bureaucrats and idiots!

Colby Granger: [to Ian Edgerton] "What are you doing here?"
Ian Edgerton: "I caught up with an escaped convict in Riverside, tonight I fly out of LAX to Oslo, fugitive stockbroker."
Colby Granger: "So you came down here to taunt us with your lack of availability?"

David Sinclair What're we gonna to do about it?
Colby Granger: I guess that depends on how many beers we've got left in that bag.
Charlie Eppes: Hey, where the hell did evidence response put the sugar?

David Sinclair: "Was gonna wait for the fire department to get here, but uh Granger made me look bad by running in there."
Don Eppes: "Ah."
Colby Granger: "Right the reluctant hero, hey, at least you got to carry the girl."

David Sinclair: [about Colby sleeping with a suspect] Screwing up is leaving your gun in the bathroom. This is messed up!

David Sinclair: [panting from chasing after a suspect] Why do they always run?
Colby Granger: 'Cause we wear suits, man. You always figure you can outrun a guy in a suit.

David Sinclair: [referring to Colby's Fasination with Ian Edgerton] I'll get you an autograph.

David Sinclair: [talking to Colby] You, my friend, are a prisoner of high standards and low social skills.

David Sinclair: [to Charlie] It must feel good to be legit again.

David Sinclair: Any hunch from Charlie is like a hunch plus.

David Sinclair: Check this out! Two men died for a truckload of empty boxes.

David Sinclair: Colby likes the boyfriend for it. (the murder)
Don Eppes: Yeah? And why is that?
David Sinclair: Guy claims he and Charlotte Daniels agreed not to have sex.
Megan Reeves: And in Granger's mind that immediately makes him a suspect.
Season Three

David Sinclair: I hate to break this up, but I was about to pass out from the marker fumes.
Amita Ramanujan: Ah, yes, that would be the lemon. I told you it was too much.
Charlie Eppes: [sniffing the pen] I like it.
David Sinclair: It smells like a urinal cake.