Numb3rs quotes

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Colby Granger: [referring to Ian Edgerton] They say that guy's the bastard son of Clint Eastwood and Yoda.

Colby Granger: [to David Sinclair as they walk into a Chinese strip club] We're the only white people in here.
David Sinclair: Yes ... [looks at Granger] we are.

Colby Granger: Good thing I stretched this morning.
Che Lobo: What are you doing?
Colby Granger: If you show up at the drop, he's gonna kill you. If I show up, at least there's a chance he'll settle for the money
Che Lobo: Maybe he'll kill you too.
Colby Granger: I know, doesn't seem fair does it? [Colby starts running with duffel bag of cash]

Colby Granger: I seem like a roast beef kind of guy to you?
David Sinclair: I won't discuss another man's meat.

Colby Granger: It's a white-collar fraud case. Nobody expected Martha Stewart to go down in a hail of bullets.

Colby Granger: Looks like you jumped the gun Charlie, nobody's been shot yet.

Colby Granger: Morning, sunshine. Are we Kelli Rand fans or what?

Colby Granger: Not to diss his decorating sense, but I've definitely seen obsession done better.

Colby Granger: Thanks for running. Easier to tell who's guilty.

Colby Granger: This er... dead Jack in the box, his name is Greg Berlin.
Don Eppes: That's our best lead. Let's get on it then?
Nikki Betancourt: We could, but I'm pretty sure it's a dead end.
David Sinclair: [about Nikki predicting where to find a body before] Here we go again, 'The Amazing Nikki'.

Colby Granger: Why do I feel like I'm in a Scooby-Doo cartoon?
Nikki Betancourt: Jinkies, Fred, I don't know.

Colby Granger: You assulted a federal agent with a deadly weapon.
Henry Korfelt: It was a Volkswagen.

Colby Granger: You can't just keep going around telling everybody you're fine.
Charlie Eppes: Well, obviously, I'm not fine.
Colby Granger: That's why you got to do something about it. It doesn't matter how scared you were. It doesn't matter if you wet your pants, man. There's nobody out here who's gonna hear it.

Colby Granger: You kiddin' me? Fleinhardt and Megan?
David Sinclair: Yeah, man, for about, uh, a few weeks now.
Colby Granger: So everybody knows?
David Sinclair: Everybody knows now.
Colby Granger: Can't believe she didn't tell me.

Colby Granger: You know what this place kinda reminds me of?
David Sinclair: Let me guess, Blade Runner.
Colby Granger: Yeah, exactly. I think Ridley Scott knew what the future was going to look like.