Mighty Morphin Power Rangers quotes

284 total quotes


Rhinoblaster: You've been sidelined, Power Rangers! Hit the showers!

Rita Repulsa: This should have been a sure thing! I can't believe they beat the Sphinx! Destroy the world is all I ask, but do they do it? NO!

Rita: "Face Stealer," huh? If I had a monster like that, I could get rid of those pathetic Power Prima-Donnas for good!
Lord Zedd: Oh, brilliant idea. Except for one thing: It's a foolish fairy tale!
Rita: How do you know?!
Lord Zedd: You're so gullible, you'll believe anything. Say, I've got a crater on the dark side of the moon I'll sell you cheap!

Rita: *moans* I've got such a headache! Somebody Bring me an aspirin!

Rita: Ahh, my brave and powerful Lord Zedd! What a pleasant surprise! Welcome! How can I be of service to you? [to Goldar] Traitor!
[Rita kneels.]
Rita: Oh, Lord Zedd, give me another chance! I will not fail again!
Lord Zedd: Quiet! Those Power Rangers are nothing but mere infants! You were defeated by children! You dare call yourself an Empress of Evil? You are not fit to destroy a cockroach!
Goldar: I have always said that, my Lord.
Rita: You gold-bellied rat!
[Goldar laughs in her face.]
Lord Zedd: You have made me very angry!

Rita: BURN, CANDLE, BURN!
Tommy: No! You can't take my powers, Rita! I'm the Green Ranger!

Rita: Finster, oh Finster!
Finster: Yes, oh nasty one,. I'm working on a marvelous monster that eats cars and smells like a fish.
Rita: Never mind that! Make me a musical monster that will mesmerize those pathetic Power Rangers and bring them to their knees, like the Pied Piper only meaner!
Finster: Oh, my Queen, that idea is absolute brilliant. However, musical monsters aren't very reliable. Wouldn't you rather have a fire-breathing hedgehog instead?
Rita: NO!! Either get my monster, or i'll turned you into a Sippean slug!

Rita: Finster?! Finster! That fake carnival is working. The Power Pipsqueaks are falling for it! It's almost time for phase 2. Now, what about the clown? Is he ready? I don't want any mistakes.
Finster: Oh, yes, my queen. I trained him myself. First, he'll use his magic power to turn the Power Rangers one by one into cardboard cut-outs. Then he'll transform into a horrible Pineoctopus, and terrorize the city!
Rita: Excellent! Have him use that brat Sylvia as bait to get the rest of them.
(she is about to leave, then turns to Finster for another warning)
Rita: Finster, don't blow it this time! (leaves)
Finster: Yes, oh, hideous one. Of course! Of course! Of course! Whew!

Rita: Goldar, you failed!
Goldar: It won't happen again, empress!
Rita: Shut up! I've got a headache!

Rita: Hahaha! The battle is grand - and for once, we're winning!

Rita: Hey! What's with that egg? It didn't hatch!
Goldar: It must be a dud.
Rito: No, there's something very important about that egg. I just forgot what it is.

Rita: How long have we been married, anyway?
Lord Zedd: My unhappiness is so complete, it feels like a mere matter of moments. Does it feel that way to you, my little sour apple?
Rita: Seems more like a century.

Rita: I'll be back! You haven't seen the last of Rita Repulsa!

Rita: I'm feeling sick again, and it's all YOUR fault! And as for you two, SHUT UP! How can anyone conquer the world, with these nitwits?!

Rita: Oh, Lord Zedd! Please, let me send down another monster! I'll prove to you that I can finish the job!
Goldar: I don't think so!
Rita: Zip it, you gold monkey!
Goldar: I oughta...
Lord Zedd: Your days of control are over. There will be no other chances!
Rita: Can't we talk?
Lord Zedd: Silence! I have spoken.