Mad Men quotes
136 total quotesDon Draper: We're going to the movies.
Lane Pryce: Do you think we should?
Don Draper: Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?
Lane Pryce: Do you think we should?
Don Draper: Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?
Don Draper: You don't know anything about me.
Megan Calvet: But I do. I know that you have a good heart. I know that you're always trying to be better.
Don: We all try, we don't always make it. I've done a lot of things.
Megan: I know who you are now.
Megan Calvet: But I do. I know that you have a good heart. I know that you're always trying to be better.
Don: We all try, we don't always make it. I've done a lot of things.
Megan: I know who you are now.
Faye Miller: In a nutshell, it all comes down to what I want versus what's expected of me.
Henry Francis: [about not yet selling the house] Don, it's temporary.
Don Draper: Believe me, Henry, everyone thinks this is temporary.
Don Draper: Believe me, Henry, everyone thinks this is temporary.
Joan Harris: [to Roger] I'm not the solution to your problem; I'm another problem.
Lane Pryce: What about our other clients?
Roger Sterling: We have no other clients! If Lee Garner, Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem, he gets it.
Roger Sterling: We have no other clients! If Lee Garner, Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem, he gets it.
Peggy Olson: [after Joyce kisses her] I have a boyfriend.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.
Peggy Olson: [to Don] You know something. We are all here because of you. All we want to do is please you.
Peggy Olson: Have you been yelled at by Don yet?
Stan Rizzo: I'm not scared of him.
Peggy Olson: So that's a no.
Stan Rizzo: I'm not scared of him.
Peggy Olson: So that's a no.
Peggy Olson: I mean, I know what I'm supposed to want, but it just never feels right, or as important as anything in that office.
Peggy Olson: What happened?
Don Draper: Somebody very important to me died.
Peggy: Who?
Don: The only person in the world who really knew me.
Peggy: That's not true.
Don Draper: Somebody very important to me died.
Peggy: Who?
Don: The only person in the world who really knew me.
Peggy: That's not true.
Peggy Olson: You always say, if you don't like what they're saying about you, change the conversation.
Don Draper: To what? What they're saying about us is true.
Don Draper: To what? What they're saying about us is true.
Roger Sterling: [about Bethany Van Nuys] You hit it off, come Turkey Day, maybe you can stuff her.
Roger Sterling: [about Miss Blankenship] She died like she lived, surrounded by the people she answered phones for.