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[Logan is forced to go a grief counselor after Greevey is murdered]
Logan: I'm fine.
Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: Hey detective, you ever hear of the seven stages of grief?
Logan: No.
Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: The first one is "denial".

[Logan, frustrated with Briscoe, asks Cragen when Cerreta will be back]
Cragen: I mean, I'm thinking back to when Phil came on. It's not always love at first sight with you.
Logan: Look, I can handle it. I just wanna know how long?
Cragen: I wanna know how long is my mother-in-law gonna live with us. I don't know, but I'm learning to enjoy her pot roast.

[Mike Logan and Phil Cerreta listen to 911 call recordings, describing what they hear.]
Cerreta: Grandmother fell down the stairs... Daddy's beating up mommy...
Logan: An accident... boiler room explosion...
Cerreta: Want to move to a small town in New Jersey? I know one with a nice police chief.

[On interviewing models who might have killed a photographer]
Cerreta: Look on the bright side. If we do this all week, you'll never have to buy Playboy again.
Logan: What're you saying, I treat all women like objects?
Cerreta: More specific. Like furniture.

[Spoken as Police remove a plethora of bondage equipment]
Elizabeth Hendrick: It's my hope chest.
Stone: What were you hoping for?

[Stone and Robinette discuss the hiring of Arthur Gold as Charles Martine's lawyer.]
Stone: If you're referring to the Jacobs case, that was six years ago, we were understaffed, and that laundry list of paperwork he made was abusive.
Robinette: It was good enough to suppress the murder weapon. Good enough to beat you.

[Stone's Nigerian suspect has left the US before sentencing, and he confronts the Nigerian Consul to which the consul retorts.]
Sir Idris Balewa: Our culture is not as "enlightened" as yours. Nwaka thought nothing about purchasing people's lives. He should be made to pay for his own.

[Teasdale is convincing Tina to lie about Frank Kemp's whereabouts]
Tina McManus: Sorry, I'm not very good at this.
Larry Teasdale: For 25 thou you'd better be.

[The arsonist reveals being hired to burn the nightclub.]
Defence Attorney: If he goes to jail, whoever hired him will kill him.
[Robinette picks him up and pins him against the wall]
Robinette: Listen, man: you don't go to jail and there are about 500 family members happy to kill you, you know what I'm saying?
Cesar Pescador: El Cubano, he told me to send them a message. 'A few of them burn, so what?' he said. 'there's a lot more where that came from.' A lot of Salvadoreans in that club. And they...got the message. They got the message.

[The murderer of the hitman the DA's office was prosecuting has fled to Columbia, and they are discussing the case. The phone rings.]
Schiff: Yes? [Listens] Uh-huh? [Continues] Not an accident? [Continues] Thank you. [Hangs up] The gun dealer was in the yard at Rikers; had his throat cut. The victim's mother was thrown out a third-storey window.
Robinette: What about the little girl?
Schiff: She was picked up after school by her uncle.
Stone: She doesn't have an uncle.
[Schiff looks horrified.]

[The suspicious burning of a Latino nightclub, 'El Cielo', leads to the deaths of 53 people, and is quickly determined to be arson. ]

[A defendant has just punched Stone in the jaw]
Stone: It only hurts when I prosecute.

[Briscoe has just accepted a free meal from a snitch]
Briscoe: Look, he thinks I'm corrupt, so he trusts me, all right?