Delinda Deline: I just want our first Christmas together to be special, do you know what I mean?
Sam Marquez: He is just pissing away his money.
Delinda: Isn't that what you want?
Sam: Of course it's what we want, but we want people to piss away their money correctly.
Delinda: Oh. I didn't know there was a correct way to piss away money.
Sam: Well there is! Now what is it you're going on about?
Delinda: It's Danny and mine's first Christmas. I'm planning a special, candlelit romantic Christmas Eve dinner. Then a little cuddling by the fire --
Sam: Okay, hold it. I don't want to hear about you and Danny playing hide the salami in front of the fireplace or under the Christmas tree.
Delinda: Why does everyone think that's all we do?
Sam: Because you two couldn't stop banging each other if your lives depended on it. [Delinda smiles] In fact, I'm surprised you two aren't permanently attached at the crotch.
Sam Marquez: He is just pissing away his money.
Delinda: Isn't that what you want?
Sam: Of course it's what we want, but we want people to piss away their money correctly.
Delinda: Oh. I didn't know there was a correct way to piss away money.
Sam: Well there is! Now what is it you're going on about?
Delinda: It's Danny and mine's first Christmas. I'm planning a special, candlelit romantic Christmas Eve dinner. Then a little cuddling by the fire --
Sam: Okay, hold it. I don't want to hear about you and Danny playing hide the salami in front of the fireplace or under the Christmas tree.
Delinda: Why does everyone think that's all we do?
Sam: Because you two couldn't stop banging each other if your lives depended on it. [Delinda smiles] In fact, I'm surprised you two aren't permanently attached at the crotch.
Delinda Deline : I just want our first Christmas together to be special, do you know what I mean?
Sam Marquez : He is just pissing away his money.
Delinda : Isn't that what you want?
Sam : Of course it's what we want, but we want people to piss away their money correctly.
Delinda : Oh. I didn't know there was a correct way to piss away money.
Sam : Well there is! Now what is it you're going on about?
Delinda : It's Danny and mine's first Christmas. I'm planning a special, candlelit romantic Christmas Eve dinner. Then a little cuddling by the fire --
Sam : Okay, hold it. I don't want to hear about you and Danny playing hide the salami in front of the fireplace or under the Christmas tree.
Delinda : Why does everyone think that's all we do?
Sam : Because you two couldn't stop banging each other if your lives depended on it. [Delinda smiles] In fact, I'm surprised you two aren't permanently attached at the crotch.
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