Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes


Drakken: You think your car's all that, but it's not!

Drakken: You think your new mission clothes are all that, but they're not!

Drakken: You used to think you were all that, but you don't remember the 'all that-ness' that you used to think that you were then... but not now..."
Shego: ...Y-yeah, just stop.

Electronique: How did the four of you ever manage to get anything done?
Hego/Mego/Wego: Shego.
Hego: She had a way of keeping things focused. When she left, the team sort of... fell apart.

Evil Ron: [to Electronique] You're going about this all wrong; You're acting like an evil poser!
Electronique: You want to see my power?!
[charges up and fires multiple times. Ron avoids beams and steals personality reverser]
Evil Ron: Ooooohhh, someone's a little touchy! You couldn't even figure out that the first person you should have used this on... [aims personality reverser] ...was Kim Possible!

Evil Ron: Kim Possible!
Kim: Since when do you use my last name?
Evil Ron: Since I realized my full evil potential!

Evil Ron: We've got an intruder! Kim Possible! Get ready for a smackdown in my town!
Shego: She's not on the monitors. How-how do you know?
Evil Ron: Been doing a little "scannage" for the Kimmunicator's frequency!
Shego: Rrrggh! Now why didn't he [Drakken] ever think of that?!
Evil Ron: That's why I'm the big dog. WOOF WOOF, BARK!

Evil Ron: Welcome, Kimberly Ann Possible!
Kim: The middle name is so overkill.
Evil Ron: Overkill? Isn't that the idea? A-booyahahahaha!

Franklin Barkin: (to Monique and Bonnie) All hands aboard!
Bonnie: He's not talking to us is he?
(cut to Bonnie and Monique on the deck of Barkin's ship)
Monique: Yeah, I think he was talking to us.

Franklin Barkin: Dost thou take me for a cock's comb, lad?
Ron: Uh, I'm... not... sure?

Franklin Barkin: I wear many hats... some of which are bonnets...

Frugal Lucre: [to Drakken] Oh! Oh! Or we could put state-of-the-art robotic technology in kiddie meals all over the world! Can you hear me okay through that pillow?

Frugal Lucre: Kim Possible, we meet at last! Oh, this is so cool!
Ron: Drop it, mama's boy!
Frugal Lucre: Am not! And don't come any closer. This thing's loaded!
Kim: With what?
Frugal Lucre: Beef bullion, if you must know. Ever try to get the smell out? Huh? You can't! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Kim: Ew.
Ron: He's right, Kim. Do what he says!

Frugal Lucre: Listen, if it's any consolation on the whole "counting on family" front, I'm still waiting for my mother to post my bail!

Frugal Lucre: So anyway, I was in line behind Big Tony, you know with the glandular problem, and he takes two puddings, two! And the guards didn't even bust him for it. I tell you, the money this prison wastes, its criminal!