Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes


Frugal Lucre: You might've stopped me this time, Kim Possible, but Frugal Lucre will return! Muahahahaha...! If my mom bails me out.
Season 2

General Simms: That's it. I'm activating the base's self-destruct sequence. The secrets contained in Area 51 must never be exposed.
Ron: What secrets? Everybody knows already!
Kim: Sir, we still have one last line of defense.
General: And what would that be?
Kim: Me.
Simms: You've got ten minutes.

Gill: He's out on the lake? My lake? How dumb can he be?

Gill: Oh, I am no longer Gil, now I am Gill!
Ron: ...What's the difference?
Gill: I added an "L". You know, as in gill, as in, these things that grew when I mutated?!

Gill: So, Ron, did you ever hear why they shut down the camp?
Ron: Uhhh... no.
Gill: It turns out - oh, you're gonna love this - the lake had been polluted with runoff from the Science Camp!
[Cuts to Science Camp]
Ron: I thought that was Band Camp.
Gill: No, that's Band Camp.
[Cuts to Band Camp]
Ron: Really? I thought that was Clown Camp.
Gill: No, that's Clown Camp!
[Cuts to Clown Camp]
Ron: Oh, yeah. I loved those clowns.

Good Drakken: Ha-ha-ha! Had enough yet? I think you're quite finished! [emerges from the kitchen] Who wants peanut butter stickies?

Good Drakken: I never joke about cocoa-moo!
Shego: Cocoa-moo?
Good Drakken: It's uses are limitless! Pudding, cookie dough, foot massages...

Good Drakken: Mmmmm, that's good cocoa-moo!

Hana Stoppable: [Repeated words] Page/Brother

Heather: Girl, I totally know what you are saying. I had this man who would not leave me alone, he was practically stalking me.
Monique: Get out!
Heather: I won't! If he hadn't been my husband it would have been creepy.

Hego: [notices Ron was hit by personality reverser] What happened to him?
Shego: I think he's evil now.
Hego: Oh. How bad can that be?
Shego: You'd be... surprised.

Hego: [to Shego] You may be a smart-mouth, prone to excessive violence, but deep down, you are still a member of Team Go: a hero.

Hego: The more we fought evil, the more Shego liked it.
Ron: The fighting?
Kim: The evil.

Jack Hench: That's the downside with working with villians, they are always stealing your stuff! Oh, that reminds me, has anyone seen my stapler?

Jim & Tim: [first lines in the season; dressed in radiation suits] You didn't open the dryer, did you? Our experiment... you ruined it!