Kim Possible quotes
538 total quotesDrakken: [back to normal] You ditched me for that?
Shego: Did you see his mega-weather generator?!
Shego: Did you see his mega-weather generator?!
Drakken: [referring to the cupacke company's name ] HANK'S?!?!
Hank Perkins: Yes, we focus-tested "Dr. D's", but everyone associated it with shampoo for some reason.
Drakken: Hmm...
Hank Perkins: Yes, we focus-tested "Dr. D's", but everyone associated it with shampoo for some reason.
Drakken: Hmm...
Drakken: [to henchmen] To clone any one of you would be a crime against humanity that even I am incapable of.
Drakken: [to Kim] You see?! Any second now, I will strike swiftly, and without mercy...!
Shego:...Er...actually, make it more like...half hour?
Drakken: Fine, whatever.
Shego:...Er...actually, make it more like...half hour?
Drakken: Fine, whatever.
Drakken: [to Shego] Mother doesn't know I'm a supervillain. She thinks I'm a radio talk show doctor.
Drakken: A-ha! Eat magma, Milwaukee!
[He slams his fist down on the "fire" button, but only molten cheese pours out.]
Drakken: Why isn't Milwaukee eating magma? (as molten cheese rises around his ankles) Please do not tell me that this place is actually made of cheese! I thought it was a cheese-covered building!
Sinking Tour Guide: (floating by) Oh, golly, no. You'd be surprised... (gets swamped) BLUB BLUG GLUG...
[He slams his fist down on the "fire" button, but only molten cheese pours out.]
Drakken: Why isn't Milwaukee eating magma? (as molten cheese rises around his ankles) Please do not tell me that this place is actually made of cheese! I thought it was a cheese-covered building!
Sinking Tour Guide: (floating by) Oh, golly, no. You'd be surprised... (gets swamped) BLUB BLUG GLUG...
Drakken: Ah, it went to voice mail! Um, hello, Shego, Dr. Drakken. I hope you're having a nice vacation. Uh, when you get the chance, could you get up here to the North Pole and save me?! Please! It's cold and windy and dark, and we've got nothing to...!
Drakken: Declare me supreme ruler of Earth, or I will neutronolize a different major city, every hour on the hour! That should do it.
Shego: What does "neutronolize" mean, anyway?
Drakken: I have no idea. But the military had it, it was top-secret, that's good enough for me.
Shego: What does "neutronolize" mean, anyway?
Drakken: I have no idea. But the military had it, it was top-secret, that's good enough for me.
Drakken: Enough chit-chat! My pets are famished! Perhaps you two could stay...
Kim: For lunch?
Drakken: I wasn't going to say that.
Ron: Oh, dude, you were so 'for lunch.'
Drakken: Aargh! Yes! Then - stay-for-lunch!
Kim: For lunch?
Drakken: I wasn't going to say that.
Ron: Oh, dude, you were so 'for lunch.'
Drakken: Aargh! Yes! Then - stay-for-lunch!
Drakken: Farewell, Kim Possible, farewell... what's his name again? Whatever, you know who you are!
Drakken: Find your own hiding place.
Ron: Oh, right. Like you called dibs.
Drakken: Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha!
Ron: Well, I'm calling double dibs.
Drakken: Agh. Fine. You've won this round with your superior dib calling. But that won't save us from them! [Kim and Shego]
Ron: Oh, right. Like you called dibs.
Drakken: Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha!
Ron: Well, I'm calling double dibs.
Drakken: Agh. Fine. You've won this round with your superior dib calling. But that won't save us from them! [Kim and Shego]
Drakken: First, you'll be sealed in a reinforced titanium box. Next, you will be dropped into this bottomless chasm. Then, the chasm will be filled with water. Then, man-eating sharks and a giant squid will then be released into the water!
Shego: Wait, if the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?
[pause]
Drakken: IT'S VERY, VERY DEEP, ALL RIGHT?! (inhales) Lastly, I shall freeze over the water with a six-foot layer of solid GLACIAL ICE! (inhales) ANY QUESTIONS?
Shego: Not if you're gonna get all snippy.
Shego: Wait, if the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?
[pause]
Drakken: IT'S VERY, VERY DEEP, ALL RIGHT?! (inhales) Lastly, I shall freeze over the water with a six-foot layer of solid GLACIAL ICE! (inhales) ANY QUESTIONS?
Shego: Not if you're gonna get all snippy.
Drakken: I love this. Hand me a fork.
Shego: [under mind control] Yes, Dr. Drakken!
Drakken: Get me a Dodo bird.
Shego: Yes, Dr. Drakken!
Drakken: Psyche! Dodo birds are extinct! Oh, I'm being silly.
Shego: [under mind control] Yes, Dr. Drakken!
Drakken: Get me a Dodo bird.
Shego: Yes, Dr. Drakken!
Drakken: Psyche! Dodo birds are extinct! Oh, I'm being silly.