Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes


Dementor: When the machine is activated, you will both be vaporized! Poof!
Bonnie: Why are you going to such elaborate measures? Isn't there an easier way to do this?
Kim / Dementor: It's how it's done!

Dementor: Why did you have to break down the door? It wasn't locked, and I just had it painted!

Dementor: You are too late! My men have already unleashed... ZE DACHSUNDS!
Bonnie: We're supposed to be afraid of little wiener dogs?

DNAmy: We could have been so cute together, Stevie. But now you'll know what it's like to be genetically fused with a hairless rodent!

Dr. Director: Status report?
Scientist: Project analysis is complete. The Ron Factor is a non-factor.
Dr. Director: Well, there's a whole bunch of research dollars down the drain.
Scientist: Not exactly. The data revealed a powerful untapped force. We call it the Rufus Factor.
Rufus: Hi-yah!

Dr. Drakken: So, Kim Possible and her, eh... sister?
Mrs. Possible: Is he hitting on me?
Kim: Nah, sidekicks really confuse him.

Dr. James Possible: My teenage daughter is not afraid of you, why should I be... Drew?
Dr. Drakken: AH! I hate it when you call me that! I am not the man you knew in college, Possible!
Dr. James Possible: Still can't get a date though, I bet.
Dr. Drakken: RRGHH! Why is it every possible I capture feels the need to give me lip? Doesn't anyone respect the traditional captive-captor relationship anymore?! Has society just gone completely to seed?!

Dr. Possible: Jim, Tim, there'll be no rooting for your sister's foe.

Dr. Possible: Morning, honey. How'd Cambodia go?
Kim: Mixed. The good part, I rescued a priceless icon from a ferociously snaky, spiky pit. Less good, a ninja stole it.
Dr. Possible: Isn't that just like those darn ninjas?

Dr. Possible: Remember: candy is dandy, but fruit helps you poop.

Dr. Possible: There's nothing "cool" about stealing a spacecraft.
Monkey Fist: Oh, really?
Dr. Possible: That's right! In fact, I'd say that it's quite "whack."
Monkey Fist: Doctor, I am guided by the ancient prophesy of the Mystical Monkey Monk... I am not "whack."

Drakken/Killigan: Kim Possible?!
Killigan: You know her?
Drakken: Know her, hate her. Shego, ATTACK!

Drakken: [about Frugal Lucre] All the prisons in the world, and I got stuck with the blabber-mouth!

Drakken: [about Kim] It's a complicated relationship.
Mama Lipsky: She must be a special girl. [to Shego] Looks like you missed your chance with my boy, honey.
Shego: [sarcastically] Yes, how will I ever live with myself?

Drakken: [after seeing Motor Ed] I knew I could count on family. Freedom is at hand! No more lockdown, no more prison food, and no more yakkity-blab from you, Lucre.