Jersey Shore quotes
97 total quotesVinny: My v-neck is so fresh that I skip t-shirt time, like it defied the rules of t-shirt time.
Vinny: Oh my god, this girl at the club is beyond the word stalker. She is a parasite and I am the host.
Vinny: Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners. I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.
Vinny: Snooki's outfit is crazy, she looks like a birthday cake, she's all decorated, dressed up, with the pink, boobs all out up in her face. I guess she wants to go out with a big bang, literally.
Vinny: They're pretty cool, ya know, there are some girls that are just gonna come here, strip off their clothes, and jump in the jacuzzi. Then there are some girls that are respectful, that you have to just actually treat like girls, human beings.
Vinny: You look hot. You just took my breath away.
Snooki: You tryin' to smush right now?
Snooki: You tryin' to smush right now?