Mac: I want my 35 cents back. Charlie, give him the pear.
Charlie: I can't, I just ate it.
Mac: The whole thing?
Charlie: Yeah, it was pretty gross.
Mac: The stem and then the, and the core?!
Charlie: You didn't tell me not to eat the stem dude!
Mac: Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?!
Charlie: Yeah, it was gross.
Mac: Of course it's gross, it's a sticker bro!
Charlie: I eat stickers all the time dude!
Mac: Oh my god, this whole thing is a disaster... I... I'm going back to the car...
Charlie: I can't, I just ate it.
Mac: The whole thing?
Charlie: Yeah, it was pretty gross.
Mac: The stem and then the, and the core?!
Charlie: You didn't tell me not to eat the stem dude!
Mac: Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?!
Charlie: Yeah, it was gross.
Mac: Of course it's gross, it's a sticker bro!
Charlie: I eat stickers all the time dude!
Mac: Oh my god, this whole thing is a disaster... I... I'm going back to the car...
Mac : I want my 35 cents back. Charlie, give him the pear.
Charlie : I can't, I just ate it.
Mac : The whole thing?
Charlie : Yeah, it was pretty gross.
Mac : The stem and then the, and the core?!
Charlie : You didn't tell me not to eat the stem dude!
Mac : Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?!
Charlie : Yeah, it was gross.
Mac : Of course it's gross, it's a sticker bro!
Charlie : I eat stickers all the time dude!
Mac : Oh my god, this whole thing is a disaster... I... I'm going back to the car...
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