Frank: Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management.
Charlie: That's why I did it.
Mac: That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get?
Frank: You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.
Sweet Dee: How come Charlie...? It's not fair...
Dennis: Why would you do this to us, dad?
Frank: Because you're crackheads, children.
Charlie: That's why I did it.
Mac: That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get?
Frank: You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.
Sweet Dee: How come Charlie...? It's not fair...
Dennis: Why would you do this to us, dad?
Frank: Because you're crackheads, children.
Frank : Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management.
Charlie : That's why I did it.
Mac : That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get?
Frank : You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.
Sweet Dee : How come Charlie...? It's not fair...
Dennis : Why would you do this to us, dad?
Frank : Because you're crackheads, children.
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