Invader Zim quotes
263 total quotesZim:NOW PREPARE YOURSELF DIB, AS I BRING OUR ROYAL AUDIENCE TO THE DESTRUCTION OF MANKIND!!!!
Dib: [hiding on shelf with rake} but I don't wanna watch that....
Zim: Oh, okay then... WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!!!
Dib: [hiding on shelf with rake} but I don't wanna watch that....
Zim: Oh, okay then... WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!!!
[Dib and Zim are on opposite sides of the road]
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!?
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!?
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!?
Dib: [screaming] You won't get away with it!!
Zim: [struggling to hear Dib] ...that's very nice of you.
Dib: No! Your plan, I'm going to stop you! I got a secret weapon!
Zim: Where is it?
Dib: Around...
Zim: Can it protect you from ... T-T-T-T-THIS?! [GIR opens up the top of his puppy suit]
GIR: SAMMICH! [his head opens and a sandwich flies out, hitting Dib and knocking him against the wall]
[Zim laughs maniacally as the two begin to walk off]
GIR: I had a sammich in my head!
Dib: Laugh now, space monster! But my weapon is so powerful, it... buys rubber pants!
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!?
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!?
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!?
Dib: [screaming] You won't get away with it!!
Zim: [struggling to hear Dib] ...that's very nice of you.
Dib: No! Your plan, I'm going to stop you! I got a secret weapon!
Zim: Where is it?
Dib: Around...
Zim: Can it protect you from ... T-T-T-T-THIS?! [GIR opens up the top of his puppy suit]
GIR: SAMMICH! [his head opens and a sandwich flies out, hitting Dib and knocking him against the wall]
[Zim laughs maniacally as the two begin to walk off]
GIR: I had a sammich in my head!
Dib: Laugh now, space monster! But my weapon is so powerful, it... buys rubber pants!
[Dib casts a spell on Gaz without knowing what it does. The spell wakes Gaz up]
Gaz: If there's one thing you should know by now, it's to stay out of my room!
Dib: Do you feel different anyway?
Gaz: Get out!
Dib: X-ray vision, maybe? Super-smell?
Gaz: That's it, Dib! Security!
[Gaz's stuffed animals transform into robots with weapons. They advance on Dib who runs away screaming]
Dib: No! Gaz! Not the mashed potatoes! Remember what happened to Zita!
Gaz: If there's one thing you should know by now, it's to stay out of my room!
Dib: Do you feel different anyway?
Gaz: Get out!
Dib: X-ray vision, maybe? Super-smell?
Gaz: That's it, Dib! Security!
[Gaz's stuffed animals transform into robots with weapons. They advance on Dib who runs away screaming]
Dib: No! Gaz! Not the mashed potatoes! Remember what happened to Zita!
[Gaz is in an isolation chamber after the spell Dib casts on her goes wrong. Dib is visiting her]
Gaz: I'll make you wish you had rabid weasels teleported into your skull instead of having a sister! I'll wait until you sleep and stuff all your paranormal junk into your big, giant paranormal head and chew on your eyeballs after I pluck them out!
(Dib runs screaming from the room)
Gaz: I'll make you wish you had rabid weasels teleported into your skull instead of having a sister! I'll wait until you sleep and stuff all your paranormal junk into your big, giant paranormal head and chew on your eyeballs after I pluck them out!
(Dib runs screaming from the room)
[GIR is talking to the Tallest via a video communicator]
GIR: ...and then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese!
[Dib shoves GIR out of the way]
Dib: Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Tallest Purple: Who's that large-headed kid?
Tallest Red: I don't know, but his head is large.
Dib: [clears throat] Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your planet's coordinates!
GIR: ...and then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese!
[Dib shoves GIR out of the way]
Dib: Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Tallest Purple: Who's that large-headed kid?
Tallest Red: I don't know, but his head is large.
Dib: [clears throat] Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your planet's coordinates!
[While Dib watches the scene using a spy camera installed into Zim's house]
GIR: Guess who made waffles!
Zim: I'm not going to eat-
GIR: [screams]
Zim: Enough! I shall try some already! [takes a bite] Well, they don't seem to be making me sick. You know, I think this will be a good way to build a tolerance to the human's filthy food! Okay, GIR. I will try-
GIR: Hehehehehehe! [runs to get more waffles]
Zim: And as soon as I'm done with these waffles, I will discuss my evil plan!
GIR: Guess who made waffles!
Zim: I'm not going to eat-
GIR: [screams]
Zim: Enough! I shall try some already! [takes a bite] Well, they don't seem to be making me sick. You know, I think this will be a good way to build a tolerance to the human's filthy food! Okay, GIR. I will try-
GIR: Hehehehehehe! [runs to get more waffles]
Zim: And as soon as I'm done with these waffles, I will discuss my evil plan!
[Zim collapse from exhaustion and lands face down in a bucket of water]
Sizz-Lorr: Break's over, Zim! Go man the register!
Zim: Whuh?
Sizz-Lorr: The register! Gashloog is taking his break! Now move it!!
[Gashloog takes off his apron and skips gleefully out the door]
Zim: Gashloog gets to take a break without exploding! Why not me?
Sizz-Lorr: Because I hired him! You're here as punishment for almost annihilating our civilization!
Zim: Am I the only one who is impressed by that?
Sizz-Lorr: Break's over, Zim! Go man the register!
Zim: Whuh?
Sizz-Lorr: The register! Gashloog is taking his break! Now move it!!
[Gashloog takes off his apron and skips gleefully out the door]
Zim: Gashloog gets to take a break without exploding! Why not me?
Sizz-Lorr: Because I hired him! You're here as punishment for almost annihilating our civilization!
Zim: Am I the only one who is impressed by that?
[Zim is reading a newspaper while he is being watched by Dib]
Zim: Hey look, they're gonna start making artificial beavers.
Dib: He's after our beaver technology! Is this his next evil plan?
Zim: Well, time to work on my next evil plan...
Dib: Talk about perfect timing!
Zim: Hey look, they're gonna start making artificial beavers.
Dib: He's after our beaver technology! Is this his next evil plan?
Zim: Well, time to work on my next evil plan...
Dib: Talk about perfect timing!
[Zim stuffs a globe into a goldfish bowl, goldfish is crushed against side of bowl]
Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest, GIR?
GIR: I'm gonna eat that fish.
Zim: No, GIR. The fish is part of the plan.
Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest, GIR?
GIR: I'm gonna eat that fish.
Zim: No, GIR. The fish is part of the plan.