Coach Beiste: Come on, guys! Why, just last week, three Fort Wayne gymnasts had to have their junk amputated!
Puck: I stopped washing down there 'cause it seemed kind of gay.
Rory: I thought that's what the hair was for: catching the dirt.
Finn: Huh, lift and scrub. Who knew it was so easy?

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