Mercedes: Ladies! Vocal warm-ups can wait. I was up half the night thinking about our mash-up for the mash-off, and it came to me: Adele.
Sugar: I sound just like her.
Brittany: I love her. I think she sounds like how banana cream pie sounds when it sings.
Santana: And now that we have that decision out of the way, I can stay focused on my one-sided battle of wits with the knuckle-dragger.
Mercedes: Santana, the dodgeball thing was fun until the end, but enough.
Santana: Oh no, honey, I'm just getting started.
Mercedes: I'm the leader of this group, and I'm telling you: Lay off those guys.
Santana: I'm sorry. The leader? Who died and made you queen, Aretha?
Mercedes: I brought you guys in and I came up with the idea for our mash-up while you were wasting time trying to figure out how to make Finn Hudson cry. So, I nominate myself as president of the Troubletones; all in favor?
Mercedes: You are a star member of this group, and you need to represent.
Brittany: [singsong] Stop the violence. [nudges Santana] Come on.
Santana: [smiles] All right. From now on, I'll be so nice cotton candy will melt in my mouth.

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