Brittany: [looking at the audience] You guys, I'm really nervous. Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks and I really wanna do her music justice.
Sam: We haven't had enough rehearsal.
Mercedes: Or any at all.
Finn: And most of our assembly performances usually end in some kind of riot.
Rachel: Never fear, teammates. [hands plastic cups to everyone] Now it's a Broadway tradition for nervous performers to take a shot of whiskey before going on to calm their nerves and to mask the stench of bad dental hygiene. [pours her drink in each cup] In that tradition, I have mixed us a playful showbiz cocktail of what was left in my dad's liquor cabinet. There's some Brandy and Vermouth, Portwine, and Scotch in here and also some Kool-aid and some crumbled up Oreos.
Santana: Oh my God, this tastes like cough syrup.
Rachel: There's also cough syrup in here.
[Everyone clanks their cups together.]

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