Interviewer: There's no record of you ever working for the Department of Labor.
Wendell: Well, duh! I was on loan from the CIA.
Interviewer: Yeah, we contacted them too, and they won't confirm or deny your story.
Wendell: That's the beauty of it--nobody knows if I worked there or not.

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