Dougal: Now you're going to tell us you're Santa or something!
Ted: No, I... I'm the opposite to Santa.
Dougal: What, the anti-Santa?!
Ted: No, I... I'm the opposite to Santa.
Dougal: What, the anti-Santa?!
Dougal : Now you're going to tell us you're Santa or something!
Ted : No, I... I'm the opposite to Santa.
Dougal : What, the anti-Santa?!
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