Tour Guide: Now, this rock here is actually granite.
Father Ted: How long would that have been there?
Tour Guide: Oh, many, many millions of years.
Father Ted: Really, as long as that? That is fascinating.
Father Dougal: How come all the rocks are different sizes?
Tour Guide: Well... you know, rocks are generally different sizes.
Father Dougal: Wow! I'm finding out all kinds of things I never knew about rocks.
Tour Guide: Of course, at this time, this whole area would have been submerged underwater.
Father Dougal: How did everyone breathe?
Father Ted: They'd have had some sort of apparatus.
Father Dougal: Oh, right. Wow, look at that rock over there!
Tour Guide: This is actually the oldest part of our tour. This particular cave was formed more than fifteen million years ago.
Father Ted: Really? Wow, I don't believe it.
[the man in front of Ted turns around; it's Richard Wilson]
Richard Wilson: You again! [attacks Ted] Get out of it, I don't want to see you again! BASTARD!
Father Ted: How long would that have been there?
Tour Guide: Oh, many, many millions of years.
Father Ted: Really, as long as that? That is fascinating.
Father Dougal: How come all the rocks are different sizes?
Tour Guide: Well... you know, rocks are generally different sizes.
Father Dougal: Wow! I'm finding out all kinds of things I never knew about rocks.
Tour Guide: Of course, at this time, this whole area would have been submerged underwater.
Father Dougal: How did everyone breathe?
Father Ted: They'd have had some sort of apparatus.
Father Dougal: Oh, right. Wow, look at that rock over there!
Tour Guide: This is actually the oldest part of our tour. This particular cave was formed more than fifteen million years ago.
Father Ted: Really? Wow, I don't believe it.
[the man in front of Ted turns around; it's Richard Wilson]
Richard Wilson: You again! [attacks Ted] Get out of it, I don't want to see you again! BASTARD!
Tour Guide : Now, this rock here is actually granite.
Father Ted : How long would that have been there?
Tour Guide : Oh, many, many millions of years.
Father Ted : Really, as long as that? That is fascinating.
Father Dougal : How come all the rocks are different sizes?
Tour Guide : Well... you know, rocks are generally different sizes.
Father Dougal : Wow! I'm finding out all kinds of things I never knew about rocks.
Tour Guide : Of course, at this time, this whole area would have been submerged underwater.
Father Dougal : How did everyone breathe?
Father Ted : They'd have had some sort of apparatus.
Father Dougal : Oh, right. Wow, look at that rock over there!
Tour Guide : This is actually the oldest part of our tour. This particular cave was formed more than fifteen million years ago.
Father Ted : Really? Wow, I don't believe it.
[the man in front of Ted turns around; it's Richard Wilson]
Richard Wilson : You again! [attacks Ted] Get out of it, I don't want to see you again! BASTARD!
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