Mrs. Doyle: Oh, Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box.
Father Ted: What! How dare you!
Pat (raising an enormous adjustable spanner): Yes, too big for the milk float.
Father Ted: What! How dare you!
Pat (raising an enormous adjustable spanner): Yes, too big for the milk float.
Mrs. Doyle : Oh, Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box.
Father Ted : What! How dare you!
Pat (raising an enormous adjustable spanner): Yes, too big for the milk float.
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