Father Ted: "If there's one place he can be absolutely assured of peace and quiet..."
Father Jack: AH, FECK! [Father Jack falls down the stairs shouting] Feck, feck, feck, feck, feck!
Father Ted: "I think it would be an insult to you if I were to finish that sentence."

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