Father Ted: Hello, is that being vaguely unhappy but not being able to figure out exactly why?
Priest 1: No, this is 'how to break the news of a death.'
Priest 2: We were just talking about techniques, I say it's best to just get it over quickly, 'Your husband's dead and he's not coming back, get used to it!'
Priest 1: Ah, yes, but sometimes a few little hints help, like 'remember how your husband USED to love a good laugh!'"
Series 3

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