Father Dougal: You know the way he's got big floppy ears flopping all over the place?
Father Ted: Yes?
Father Dougal: Why don't we call him Father Jack Hackett?
Father Jack: What?
Father Ted: Oh, nothing, Father. Dougal's decided to name his new pet rabbit after you.
Father Jack: What?
Father Ted: Dougal this is far too confusing! Can you not come up with a better name?
Father Dougal: Ah Ted I've got used to calling him Father Jack now! Can we not call Jack something else?
Father Ted: [exasperated] Flipper! Flipper the Priest!
Father Jack: Yes!
Father Dougal: I think Father Jack wants a drink.
Father Jack: Yes!
Father Ted: Right, get him some water.
Father Jack: Water? Feck!

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