Father Ted: (Using a long stick with Dougal's help to wake Jack up from distance) Father, father, wake up! It's just us.
Jack: (Waking up) Get to feck! (Throws down stick) Drrrriiink!(Reaches for his glass and begins to drink)
Father Ted:(Panicked) No Father don't drink that it's...
Father Jack: FECKIN' WATER!

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