Henry Sellers: Oh what a shower of bastards!
Father Dunne: Oh Lord Ted!, why did you give him a drink?
Father Ted: I didn't know this would happen!
Father Dunne: That's why they sacked him from that programme, he's a terrible alcoholic and he's been on the wagon now for a year, Oh my god Ted!
Father Ted: How was I supposed to know?
Henry Sellers: Sack me!, Sack me! I made the BBC! (sobs) I made it!
Father Ted: Henry, maybe if you have a rest you'll feel better?
Henry Sellers: Get away from me, priest!
Father Ted: Perhaps it's time to go to bed!
Father Ted: (After Henry kicks television) Good man there's nothing on anyway!
Henry Sellers: Do you want a fight?!
Henry Sellers: Bloody priests, sanctimonious scumbags!
Father Ted: Absolutely!
Henry Sellers: Made my life a bloody misery!
Father Ted: Sorry about that are you sure you don't want to go to bed, we could stay up a bit longer perhaps!
Henry Sellers: Oh I'm fed up of you bastards! I'm getting outta here don't you try and stop me (smashes through window)
Father Dougal: It's true what they say isn't it you should never meet your heroes you'll only be disappointed!
Father Dunne: Oh Lord Ted!, why did you give him a drink?
Father Ted: I didn't know this would happen!
Father Dunne: That's why they sacked him from that programme, he's a terrible alcoholic and he's been on the wagon now for a year, Oh my god Ted!
Father Ted: How was I supposed to know?
Henry Sellers: Sack me!, Sack me! I made the BBC! (sobs) I made it!
Father Ted: Henry, maybe if you have a rest you'll feel better?
Henry Sellers: Get away from me, priest!
Father Ted: Perhaps it's time to go to bed!
Father Ted: (After Henry kicks television) Good man there's nothing on anyway!
Henry Sellers: Do you want a fight?!
Henry Sellers: Bloody priests, sanctimonious scumbags!
Father Ted: Absolutely!
Henry Sellers: Made my life a bloody misery!
Father Ted: Sorry about that are you sure you don't want to go to bed, we could stay up a bit longer perhaps!
Henry Sellers: Oh I'm fed up of you bastards! I'm getting outta here don't you try and stop me (smashes through window)
Father Dougal: It's true what they say isn't it you should never meet your heroes you'll only be disappointed!
Henry Sellers : Oh what a shower of bastards!
Father Dunne : Oh Lord Ted!, why did you give him a drink?
Father Ted : I didn't know this would happen!
Father Dunne : That's why they sacked him from that programme, he's a terrible alcoholic and he's been on the wagon now for a year, Oh my god Ted!
Father Ted : How was I supposed to know?
Henry Sellers : Sack me!, Sack me! I made the BBC! (sobs) I made it!
Father Ted : Henry, maybe if you have a rest you'll feel better?
Henry Sellers : Get away from me, priest!
Father Ted : Perhaps it's time to go to bed!
Father Ted : (After Henry kicks television) Good man there's nothing on anyway!
Henry Sellers : Do you want a fight?!
Henry Sellers : Bloody priests, sanctimonious scumbags!
Father Ted : Absolutely!
Henry Sellers : Made my life a bloody misery!
Father Ted : Sorry about that are you sure you don't want to go to bed, we could stay up a bit longer perhaps!
Henry Sellers : Oh I'm fed up of you bastards! I'm getting outta here don't you try and stop me ( smashes through window )
Father Dougal : It's true what they say isn't it you should never meet your heroes you'll only be disappointed!
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