Dougal: Do you remember that bit when St. Tibulus, he tried to take that banana off the other lad?
Father Ted: That wasn't a banana, Dougal.
Father Ted: That wasn't a banana, Dougal.
Dougal : Do you remember that bit when St. Tibulus, he tried to take that banana off the other lad?
Father Ted : That wasn't a banana, Dougal.
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