Dexter quotes
468 total quotesLittle Chino: What the fuck are you?
Dexter: Well, that kind of talk is gonna bring you closer to your victims.
Dexter: Well, that kind of talk is gonna bring you closer to your victims.
Little Chino: Why are you doing this to me?
Dexter: I'm not so much as doing it to you, as I'm doing it for me.
Dexter: I'm not so much as doing it to you, as I'm doing it for me.
Little Chino: You kill me ... what do you leave behind?
Dexter: A world without you.
Dexter: A world without you.
Lundy: Can I offer you some tea?
Dexter: Uh, no, thank you, I'm � [thoughts] And he pours it anyway. He's trying to throw me off balance, show that I don't have the power to say no to him.
Lundy: How about some sesame crackers to go with that?
Dexter: [thoughts] So I'll say yes to everything. [speech] I'd love some.
Lundy: [checks box] Oh, sorry. Guess I ate them all.
Dexter: [thoughts] Asshole.
Dexter: Uh, no, thank you, I'm � [thoughts] And he pours it anyway. He's trying to throw me off balance, show that I don't have the power to say no to him.
Lundy: How about some sesame crackers to go with that?
Dexter: [thoughts] So I'll say yes to everything. [speech] I'd love some.
Lundy: [checks box] Oh, sorry. Guess I ate them all.
Dexter: [thoughts] Asshole.
Lundy: Hello, everyone. There is no such thing as the perfect crime. Not in my experience, anyway.
Lundy: I thought we were out as a couple.
Debra: Out and flaunting it are two different things.
Lundy: What, don't ask, don't tell?
Debra: Works for the military.
Lundy: Not really.
Debra: Out and flaunting it are two different things.
Lundy: What, don't ask, don't tell?
Debra: Works for the military.
Lundy: Not really.
Lundy: So you, one of the most cautious and precise forensic specialists I've had the pleasure to work with, you performed blood work that directly led to Rodrigo walking free. I ask myself, how the hell did that happen?
Dexter: [voiceover] And did you answer, Dexter blew the case on purpose so that he could get Rodrigo off the streets for good with a cordless reciprocating saw?
Dexter: [voiceover] And did you answer, Dexter blew the case on purpose so that he could get Rodrigo off the streets for good with a cordless reciprocating saw?
Lundy: So, let's get a jump start on the Bay Harbor Butcher. A moniker which, by the way, repulses me.
Dexter: [thoughts] Well, we have something in common.
Dexter: [thoughts] Well, we have something in common.
Lundy: There's been speculation that this human harvest is connected to a case we recently solved. But there are several inconsistencies between the two sets of body parts. Gender. Exhanguination. Specific methods of dissection.
Dexter: [thoughts] Not to mention my guys deserved it.
Dexter: [thoughts] Not to mention my guys deserved it.
Masuka: Eight confirmed.
Dexter: Eight confirmed? Here?
Angel: No. Here is just one.
Masuka: We're talking eight confirmed victims of the Bay Harbor Butcher.
Dexter: The Bay Harbor ... Butcher?
Masuka: That's what the press is calling whoever dumped those bodies off shore. Has a nice ring to it, no?
Dexter: Well, it's a little ... lurid.
Angel: Lurid and possibly wrong. Part of me's hoping they found the Ice Truck Killer's dumping ground.
Dexter: Tell me about it. Last thing Miami needs is another serial killer.
Dexter: Eight confirmed? Here?
Angel: No. Here is just one.
Masuka: We're talking eight confirmed victims of the Bay Harbor Butcher.
Dexter: The Bay Harbor ... Butcher?
Masuka: That's what the press is calling whoever dumped those bodies off shore. Has a nice ring to it, no?
Dexter: Well, it's a little ... lurid.
Angel: Lurid and possibly wrong. Part of me's hoping they found the Ice Truck Killer's dumping ground.
Dexter: Tell me about it. Last thing Miami needs is another serial killer.
Masuka: I bet you this guy never expected his work to see the light of day.
Dexter: I bet you're right.
Dexter: I bet you're right.
Masuka: Lead fucking investigator. Translation � everyone's bitch. I do have a life, you know.
Dexter: You do?
Dexter: You do?
Masuka: Say it.
Dexter: ... You're my daddy?
Masuka: Sounds weird when you say it.
Dexter: ... You're my daddy?
Masuka: Sounds weird when you say it.
Masuka: The boss's watermelons look bigger on TV.
LaGuerta: The operative word is "boss" � show some respect.
Masuka: I thought I was.
LaGuerta: The operative word is "boss" � show some respect.
Masuka: I thought I was.