CSI: NY quotes

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Mac Taylor: (looking at Lindsay) Put your affinity for bugs to work
Lindsay: (sheepishly) I don't actually have an affinity for bugs.
Mac: The beetles were the first on the scene, we need to know what they know. (points at Lindsay) And no eating.

Mac Taylor: [about mosquitoes] Only the female of the species bite.
Stella: Good for her!
Mac: Did you know that Hawkes is a walking encyclopedia of tidbit information?
Stella: That's good. Now you can go to him instead of Google.

Mac Taylor: Don't quote me on this, Lindsay, but sometimes -- [lifts the head of the vic off the body] -- not everything's connected.

Mac Taylor: It sounds to me like you're starting to believe in the superstition.
Lindsay: I believe in the science.

Mac Taylor: It's a simple game. The jam is a two-minute period where each team tries to score points by having their jammer lap members of the opposing team.
Stella Bonasera: You cannot know this.
Mac: Someone took me to a game.
Stella: Nobody would ever take you to a roller derby game. Oh, unless you were on a date.
Mac: It was fun.
Stella: The game or the date?

Mac Taylor: You guys are on the music promoter.
Danny Messer: Like glue. [Mac walks away laughing]
Lindsay Monroe: He doesn't think that's funny. He's humoring you.
Danny: You don't know him like I do.

Mac: 18-hour shift wasn't enough? Now you're catching bodies on the way home?
Danny: Nah, the bodies are catching me.

Mac: (To Danny) We did all we could forensically, but in the end, it was your brother who saved you.

Mac: (To Kid Rock) You know how many guilty people sing that same song?

Mac: [after Lindsay calls him 'Sir' various times] And don't call me "sir".

Mac: [looking down the drain] Are you good with a wrench?
Danny: [chuckling to himself] Am I good with a wrench....

Mac: [talking to Lindsay in the tiger's cage] I need you to hold the tiger's jaw so I can get the dental impression.
Danny: [whispering] Just take a deep breath. Don't let him know that you're afraid, 'cause he can sense when you're nervous.
Lindsay: The tiger's been tranquilized. I think I can handle it.
Danny: I'm talking about Mac. And make sure you call him "sir."

Mac: [to Flack] Hey, you're sneezing on my crime scene.

Mac: [walks into the lab to see Lindsay testing products from Manhattan Minx's shower room] Do you really need all these
Lindsay: Oh, I thought you said collect everything.
Mac: No, I mean...women. Do you really need all these...products?
Lindsay: You're asking me? I work in a lab.
[about their victim]

Mac: Excuse me, are you Ryan Knight?
Ryan Knight: No, I'm -- [swings duffle bag at Mac's head, then runs, only to be knocked down by Lindsay and cuffed by Mac]
Mac: What do they feed you up there in Montana?