Kelly Lindgren: This is Joel?
Detective Don Flack: What, you don't recognize him with half his face blown off?

Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Mac, heard there was a break in the case?
Det. Mac Taylor: Stella already has you on speed dial. I thought you had to duck out on personal business?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: I got an extension.
Det. Mac Taylor: Good news for both of us.

Lieutenant Horatio Caine: [cuffing him] Vincent Rosetti, you're under arrest for the murder of Lydia Johnson.
Det. Stella Bonasera: And that's just the charge in Florida.
Vincent Rosetti: Selling your weapon in Union Square to a stranger, Vincent. That wasn't too bright, was it?
Vincent Rosetti: No way I've been in Attaca the last six months on a stolen property bid.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Yeah we know that's where you met up with Henry Darius.
Vincent Rosetti: So I was in lockdown with him, big deal.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: On the contrary, Vincent. It is a big deal.

Lindsay Monroe: [walks in to see some of team watching a porn-esque home movie] Footage from your 30th birthday, Messer?
Danny Messer: Walrus documentary, actually.
Sheldon Hawkes: It's Tara Stansfield, our vic from the park.
Lindsay Monroe: Who's the other walrus?

Lindsay Monroe: As soon as Hammerback's finished with you, I get to take the beetles back to the lab with me.
Danny Messer: Don't eat 'em. (he walks away)
Lindsay: You're a little late on that one.
Danny: (turns to look at Lindsay) Doesn't mean it's not funny.

Lindsay Monroe: Enough with the dumbass, okay, Blake? Clothes you were wearing last night are being tested for gunshot residue. You were at the scene. You're wasting our time! (storms out of the room)
Danny Messer: Blake, sit tight for a while, all right? Reconsider your answer. (goes out after Lindsay) Montana! What's up? This guys about to fold, ease up. (grabbing Lindsay's arm)
Lindsay: (yanks her arm away) You know what, Danny? Maybe you should just handle this case by yourself, okay?
Danny: Mac's handling Stella's situation. All right? If he needs us, he'll let us know. But until then..
Lindsay: I just wish there was something we could do to help.
Danny: You know what Stella would say, what we could do to help the most is close this Russo case. All right?

Lindsay Monroe: Funny how a little lube speeds up the processing.

Lindsay Monroe: Have you ever had an anonymous phone call from a woman?
Danny Messer: Sure, it's happened.
Lindsay: Does it turn you on?
Danny: Whoa, slow down there, Montana. What did you have in mind?

Lindsay: (talking about phone sex) How can anybody be satisfied with just that?

Lindsay: [after indentifying the glue-victim as the music promoter] It's not as glamorous as I would have imagined. Where's the limo and the girls with the tight shirts?
Danny: Yeah, trust me. It's not like that at all.
Lindsay: You know more about this than your average CSI?
Danny: [in light reference to his baseball years] Yeah, I played for a while, enough to get a taste of the world, and that was enough for me.

Lindsay: [turning the teapot around] It's an insult to point the spout at your guest.

Lindsay: Ah, now, see? That's a shame.
Mac Taylor: What's a shame?
Lindsay: Somebody went and threw away a perfectly good shotgun.

Lindsay: Because rape isn't about sex, it's about control?

Lindsay: Danny talks about her a lot. Aiden. They were close. I wish I could have met her.
Stella: (smiling) You would have liked her.

Lindsay: Do you think Danny calls me Montana because I'm a 49ers fan?
Sid Hammerback: He calls you that because he's got a crush on you.