CSI: NY quotes

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Stella Bonasera: All right, Danny. How does the DNA from the fingernail scrapings on the knife not match Brett Stokes? I mean, she's got 'motive' tattooed on her forehead.
Danny Messer: Hey, don't kill the messenger...see what I did there?
Stella Bonasera: Cute.

Stella Bonasera: Any idea what they used to hit her?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: There's granular particulate matter in her wound. At first I thought it was dirt, but then I took it under the autopsy scope: feldspar, quartz, and a pinch of mica.
Stella: Granite.
Hawkes: Yeah.
Bonasera: So, the murder weapon was a rock.
Hawkes: And judging from the head wound, I would be looking for a rock with a V-shaped edge.
Bonasera: [sarcastically] Oh, well that's good to know. Narrows down my search.

Stella Bonasera: Let's pimp this ride.

Stella Bonasera: There's something gooey here.
Mac Taylor: Gooey? There's a good forensic word. Gooey. I'll have to use that more

Stella Bonasera: What do you do when you can't sleep?
Mac Taylor: Work.
Stella: What do normal people do when they can't sleep?

Stella Bonasera: What time did you get in?
Mac Taylor: I never went home.
Stella: Can't sleep?
Mac: What's sleep?

Stella: Son of a bitch!
Mark Stutz: Makes you want to murder 'em, don't it?
Det. Stella Bonasera: [Stella doesn't respond to his comment] Get in the car.

Stella: A Boston fan in the Bronx? Very brave.
Danny: He's stupid. Very stupid. Boston's tough. New York better get it together.

Stella: Are you going to be able to focus?
Danny: [who just watches a half-naked woman walking by] I'm all over it.

Stella: Hey Mac, I got pearls.
Mac: Pearls? From who?
Stella: Not those kinds of pearls. I've got good news on our case.

Stella: If this case taught us anything, it was to live life.

Stella: She was in Central Park.
Mac: Looks like we've got ourselves an 800-acre crime scene.

Stella: We haven't had a fight like that in a long time. Reminds me of the old Mac Taylor.
Mac: What old Mac Taylor is that?
Stella: The one who let his heart out of his chest every once in a while.

Stella: Why haven't you taken your wedding ring off?
Mac: Because, uh, I don't know. I don't want to.

Stella: With all this rain, it's not like Mother Nature's playing ball.
Mac: Then it's time to change the game.