CSI: NY quotes

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Mac: Make any headway with the D.A. finding out who's handling our C.I.?
Flack: Textbook example of an departmental turf battle -- Steve Collins might as well be handled by E.T., as far as I can find out.

Mac: Reality rarely lives up to expectation. Especially if you're a teenager.

Mac: Slick was dead before he hit the subway tracks.
Stella: So, we're looking at an electrocution to cover up an electrocution.

Mac: That's why we don't rely on eyewitness testimony. I saw what I saw, but the evidence knows what was really going on.
Det. Mac Taylor: I can't get a straight answer about who's handling Steve Collins. That means it's federal.
[Mac has learned that Steve Collins was a confidential informant, which is why he was let out of prison]

Mac: The place was closed?
Don Flack: 11 on the dot.
Danny: Sounds like an inside job.
Mac: Then that's where we'll start.

Mac: What did the witness see?
Flack: Nothing. She heard a ruckus through her wall, then the gunshot, discovered him here.
Mac: She ran towards the sound of a gunshot? Must not be a New Yorker.
Flack: [grinning] She's from South Carolina. The whole building's full of students.

Mac: When the Towers fell and Claire died, it was the clearest definition of what is unjust and unfair in this world, and I was powerless to do anything about it.

Mac: You're a fine CSI, Stella. I can honestly say, I wouldn't do this job without you.
Stella: Yes, you would. You just wouldn't be as good.
Mac: [smiles] Maybe.

Mac: You're not a doctor, you're a murderer with a medical degree.

Maka: [about Hannah Bloom] Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'cold feet'.
Danny: If I said something like that, you'd call me insensitive.
Maka: No, I'd ask if you wanted to get a drink later. I'm attracted to a man with a dark sense of humor.
Mac: Do you two want to be alone? I'll just drag the body outside.

Robert Costa: I'm as American as you are. Andover, Columbia undergrad, and a master's from Yale.
Flack: Yeah? Guess what? Where I come from, it still makes you a foreigner.

Rose Whitley: I didn't think you'd come.
Det. Mac Taylor: I'm here.
[talking to a captured counterfeiter]

Sheldon Hawkes: Apart from the fact of it not being attached to a person, there's nothing wrong with this finger.

Sheldon: You know what my favorite games was when I was a kid?
Mac: Jacks?
Sheldon: Operation.
[He holds up a pair of tweezers and then uses them to remove a bullet from the body of a gunshot victim]
Mac: His nose didn't buzz red. Well done!

Stella Bonasera: You know what they say about keeping condoms in your wallet?
Jason: They get holes.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Just like your story.
[Stella has confronted a suspect about a murdered woman]