CSI: Miami quotes

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Eric: Well, we're gonna hold you here for a little while, just to make sure of that...I don't trust you actors.
Rod: I'm a stunt guy!

Eric: What was Dakota Hudson famous for, anyway?
Calleigh: Lip synching, club openings, red carpet events...Oh! She was in the video for that Australian band that was from England...

Eric: Who was that, Jake?
Calleigh: Um, yeah, I told him that if people would stop killing each other, we could have a proper meal.

Eric: You know, these guys were all in decent shape, I'm surprised they didn't get a little farther than they did.
Ryan: Well, they were running for their lives, it was hardly a track meet.

Eric: You're late, pal. What, did you get, uh, stuck in the makeup chair?
Ryan: That's very funny.

Ethan: You don't know what it's like to lose everything.
Horatio: You know what, I do. Because I have lost everything.

Hawk: Won't let up, huh? Hard up to get me on something... Hey, I didn't pay the license on my Rottweiler.
Horatio: Maybe I'll add that to the list.

Holly: I passed out.
Calleigh: From... what? This is rehab.
Holly: Uh, yeah, side effect, from being an addict. Sometimes I get blackouts.
Calleigh: When you need an alibi?

Horatio: [Walking out of an exploding car.] Burn, baby, burn.

Horatio: Frank, the war may be staged, but the murder is real.

Horatio: Here's the difference between you and me, counselor: the difference is...I have a case.

Horatio: I want you to listen to me. This is your opportunity to turn yourself in.
Clavo: Over my dead body, Caine.
Horatio: Then over your dead body it's gonna be.

Horatio: Is there a reason Jason would want Steve dead?
Abby: They're models, they all want to kill each other.

Horatio: This isn't over.
Clavo: Lieutenant Caine, the master of the obvious.

Horatio: What's your interest in Kinkella?
DHS Agent: That's a "need to know."
Horatio: I need to know.