Chuck quotes
412 total quotesColonel Keller: Tonight at 2200, Lt Alex Coburn will be killed in battle, die a hero and will be given a hero's funeral. From this point on your name is John Casey. Make it a good life soldier.
Del: Well, it's an interesting group of employees you've put together here.
Big Mike: Oh, they scare me too. Ha ha ha,
Big Mike: Oh, they scare me too. Ha ha ha,
Devon Woodcomb: Still playing the loser cover? You're nailing it.
Chuck: It's not a cover, Devon, it's my life.
Awesome: [in disbelief] So this is really you?
Chuck: Maybe we should be introduced, I'm Chuck Bartowski: total loser, cheeseball addict.
Chuck: It's not a cover, Devon, it's my life.
Awesome: [in disbelief] So this is really you?
Chuck: Maybe we should be introduced, I'm Chuck Bartowski: total loser, cheeseball addict.
Ellie: Morgan Grimes, the boy who took my pillow as his date to the junior prom, knows more about my family being spies than I do.
Ellie:This isn't about you, Chuck. This is about us. We need a place for two. And you can get a roommate, you know. You have plenty of friends.
Morgan: I'm so happy right now!
Ellie: Other friends, Chuck. Other friends.
Morgan: I'm so happy right now!
Ellie: Other friends, Chuck. Other friends.
General Beckman: Sarah, I need you to keep Chuck's emotions in check so the Intersect can work. He listens to you. But he's also an unstable element.
Sarah: Do you think he's dangerous?
General Beckman: Very. But he's worth the risk. For two years, we've protected Chuck from the world. But now we have to protect the world from Chuck.
Sarah: Do you think he's dangerous?
General Beckman: Very. But he's worth the risk. For two years, we've protected Chuck from the world. But now we have to protect the world from Chuck.
General Beckman:: As much as it pains me to admit, you are our only hope. [gets dragged out]
Devon: [to Morgan] Did she mean you or me?
Devon: [to Morgan] Did she mean you or me?
Hannah: [about Sarah and Shaw] Any idea what she's doing here, other than trying to make you jealous with that ridiculously good looking date of hers?
Chuck: Him? Ridiculously good looking? If you like that strong, Supermany kind of guy.
Chuck: Him? Ridiculously good looking? If you like that strong, Supermany kind of guy.
Hannah: [to Chuck, after he breaks up with her] Look, I have dated a lot of liars before, so I usually know how to spot them. But you... You're, like, the best I've ever seen..... I hope that your lies keep you warm at night.
Hannah: Who is that?
Morgan: Super hot blond, heart of ice? Yeah. That's Chuck's ex, Sarah.
Hannah: Oh. What's their deal?
Morgan: Well, deal is Sarah dumped his ass and, uh, broke his heart. Now she can't resist to come here and stomp on it.
Morgan: Super hot blond, heart of ice? Yeah. That's Chuck's ex, Sarah.
Hannah: Oh. What's their deal?
Morgan: Well, deal is Sarah dumped his ass and, uh, broke his heart. Now she can't resist to come here and stomp on it.
Jeff: [Casey's smoking a cigar] This is a no smoking store.
Morgan: Thanks Jeff. You know what, my lieutenant has the right to smoke a cigar if he wants. Or he can put it out. Mr. Casey.
[Casey puts out the cigar in his hand]
Morgan: Anyone else want to leave?
Morgan: Thanks Jeff. You know what, my lieutenant has the right to smoke a cigar if he wants. Or he can put it out. Mr. Casey.
[Casey puts out the cigar in his hand]
Morgan: Anyone else want to leave?
Jeff: [Jeffster have been following Shaw's meeting with the ring] Stalkers log, Stalkee is behind a gray van, with another male, possibly for a sexual encounter. Both men are physically fit, should be lively.
Lester: Jeffrey. Don't make me afraid to be alone with you.
Lester: Jeffrey. Don't make me afraid to be alone with you.
Justin: Shaw, Bartowski's infiltrated the base.
Shaw: Of course he did. [to Sarah] Why would your boyfriend ever think with an organ besides his heart?
Justin: No, sir, not this base. Bartowski and his father found the other one, the Ring base. Triggered the silent alarm.
Shaw: Dammit!
Casey: I don't know when it happened but our boy became a man. Bartowski's a spy. You picked a good one, Walker. Finally.
Shaw: Of course he did. [to Sarah] Why would your boyfriend ever think with an organ besides his heart?
Justin: No, sir, not this base. Bartowski and his father found the other one, the Ring base. Triggered the silent alarm.
Shaw: Dammit!
Casey: I don't know when it happened but our boy became a man. Bartowski's a spy. You picked a good one, Walker. Finally.
Lester: [after Jeff picks up phone for no reason] The phone did not ring, Jeffrey.