Sarah: What's the matter? You look like you've seen a ghost.
Chuck: I just talked to one. That was my mom.

Sarah: Where's Chuck?
Casey: In a world of pain.

Sarah: Why did you put the money in Chuck's account?
Jack: I needed to put it somewhere because I didn't trust Cop Face.
Sarah: But you trusted Chuck.
Jack: I read people. That's the only real talent I've got. One thing I know is that that kid would never betray you. I made a $10 million bet that he loved you... Turns out I was right.

Sarah: You ever been in a long distance relationship?
Casey: No. I either leave or they die.

Sarah: You know Casey's right. You could've gotten yourself killed. What exactly were you thinking?
Chuck: What was I thinking? I'll tell you what I was thinking. I was thinking like I wasn't a spy. Okay. I was trying to have a little bit of fun. And I knew the second I called you two, it would all be over!
Sarah: But you are a spy. And you should know better than to put yourself in a dangerous situation where I can't protect you!
Chuck: Is it really so wrong for me to want a night off? I was having a really good time until the assassins stole my pants and tried to kill me. I've earned it. I deserve it.
[Casey shoots him with a tranquilizer dart]
Chuck: I'm losing consciousness.
[Chuck falls to floor unconscious]
Sarah: CASEY!
Casey: My ears couldn't take it. Either that or I shoot him.

Sarah: You wanted to see me. Sir.
Shaw: I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you you look great, Walker. Love suits you I guess.

Sarah: You're my home, Chuck. You always have been.

Shaw: Is Chuck Bartowski a real spy?
Sarah: Yes, of course he is. I mean his training has been irregular and he was a civilian only two years ago.
Shaw: These mission reports tell another story. Sometimes he sounds like Bond, other times it's like a Jerry Lewis movie.

Shaw: No Gun. Very brave, Chuck. So what's happening?
Chuck: You're under arrest.
Shaw: No, what are you doing here? What's your plan?
Chuck: I'm sorry. Are you asking me to make the classic villain mistake of explaining my dastardly plot to you? You know what? I'd love to. I confess we had no idea who the Elders were or how to I.D. them so we let you do that for us, when you warned them to leave the theater. So on the behalf of the NSA and CIA and of course your local Buy More, I'd just like to say thanks a lot.

Shaw: We'll just have to put Grimes in Witness Protection. We'll move him out of Burbank tonight after dark.
Chuck: Wait, wait wait, no, no,no. Hang on a second, Morgan is not going anywhere. OK.
Shaw: Chuck, he knows your secret.
Chuck: Yeah well so do a lot of people. Awesome knows and we didn't put him underground.
Casey: Because Awesome's awesome and Grimes is a moron.
Shaw: It's just too dangerous. We have no reason to believe we can trust him.
Chuck: Yes we do. We have 22 reasons why we can trust him. That's the number of years Morgan has been my best friend. And yes he has his faults,granted, but one thing he is, is loyal. and he will never betray me or my secret.
Sarah: He's right.
Chuck: Thank you. Look, I'm flashing, I'm a spy again because I have my best friend back. You need the intersect and I need him so Morgan Grimes is staying exactly where he belongs which is the Burbank Buy More.

Stephen: [after the fight, about Sarah's skills] Does she have the Intersect, too?
Chuck: No, Dad. That's all her.

Stephen: What you are gonna see are a bunch of encoded images that will cancel out the ones you originally uploaded.
Chuck: Wait. Are you saying that you are gonna overwrite my brain?
Stephen: That's a good way of putting it. Yes.

Sylvia: Mr. Carmichael, I didn't expect you to come so quickly.
Chuck: Charles Carmichael always comes quickly.
[awkward pause]
Casey: [over watch-phone] Smooth, Bartowski.

Tyler Martin: I hear you're the bro to talk to to get more of those tasty tranq darts.
Casey: Philistine.

Verbanski: Not many people have disarmed Colonel Casey. But I like to remember all of my victories. Even the little ones.