Chuck quotes
412 total quotesSarah: It says here the crossbow is his weapon of choice.
Chuck: Oh, what, slingshot's too ineffective?
Chuck: Oh, what, slingshot's too ineffective?
Sarah: Morning , Chuck.
Chuck: [startled] Dah. good, what, hi. Hi, how long ... How long have you been here? Or are you really here? I...I could well be asleep right now. I very well could be asleep right now. I have some of the most vivid dreams sometimes.
Sarah: Chuck, you're awake. Please sit down. your mission has started. This is how a real agent gets missions in the field.
Chuck: Boy, You surprising them in the kitchen. That must require alot of travel.
Chuck: [startled] Dah. good, what, hi. Hi, how long ... How long have you been here? Or are you really here? I...I could well be asleep right now. I very well could be asleep right now. I have some of the most vivid dreams sometimes.
Sarah: Chuck, you're awake. Please sit down. your mission has started. This is how a real agent gets missions in the field.
Chuck: Boy, You surprising them in the kitchen. That must require alot of travel.
Sarah: No you don't understand. He's not like other people. He is... incredibly special.
Dr. Leo Dreyfus: Especially to you, I gather.
Sarah: He needs to be okay. I - I need him to be okay. I'd like to go to the hospital tonight to talk to him. Try to figure this out. Help him somehow... Please I love him.
Dr. Leo Dreyfus: Ever tell him that?
Sarah: Please Doctor, I am begging you.
Dr. Leo Dreyfus: You're not the only one. [John Casey appears]
Dr. Leo Dreyfus: Especially to you, I gather.
Sarah: He needs to be okay. I - I need him to be okay. I'd like to go to the hospital tonight to talk to him. Try to figure this out. Help him somehow... Please I love him.
Dr. Leo Dreyfus: Ever tell him that?
Sarah: Please Doctor, I am begging you.
Dr. Leo Dreyfus: You're not the only one. [John Casey appears]
Sarah: No, I get it; he's your best friend.
Chuck: You know you say that, but I don't think you have a clue what it means. Look, Sarah, I don't have parents. I mean not really. I don't really talk about it because that's the way things are now. But it wasn't always this way. Morgan was there the first day my mom took off. He didn't say much. Because honestly what's a fifth grader supposed to say? But we sat there and split a cherry cheesecake and played Legend of Zelda all night long. And my dad, well that's-- that's a whole other story. But Morgan was there for that too. Morgan is more than just my best friend. He's my family! Before you got here, and long after you've gone, Morgan is my family!
Sarah: ...Last night we failed to learn the contents of the Triad's container. And now we don't know what kind of drugs or weapons are floating around the city. And while I appreciate your friendship with Morgan, losing sight of that container endangers many people's best friends, not just yours, Chuck.
Chuck: You know you say that, but I don't think you have a clue what it means. Look, Sarah, I don't have parents. I mean not really. I don't really talk about it because that's the way things are now. But it wasn't always this way. Morgan was there the first day my mom took off. He didn't say much. Because honestly what's a fifth grader supposed to say? But we sat there and split a cherry cheesecake and played Legend of Zelda all night long. And my dad, well that's-- that's a whole other story. But Morgan was there for that too. Morgan is more than just my best friend. He's my family! Before you got here, and long after you've gone, Morgan is my family!
Sarah: ...Last night we failed to learn the contents of the Triad's container. And now we don't know what kind of drugs or weapons are floating around the city. And while I appreciate your friendship with Morgan, losing sight of that container endangers many people's best friends, not just yours, Chuck.
Sarah: Okay, fine, I'll answer one question about my past. You've earned that much.
Chuck: ...No thanks...I don't need to know more, not about who you were. 'Cause as much as you don't think so, I know who you are: a girl I'd like to share a cheeseburger with...Should I get a knife? I'll get a knife.
Sarah: That won't be necessary.
[Sarah rolls up one of pants legs, pulls out a knife and gives it to Chuck]
Chuck: That's awesome! And a little disturbing.
Chuck: ...No thanks...I don't need to know more, not about who you were. 'Cause as much as you don't think so, I know who you are: a girl I'd like to share a cheeseburger with...Should I get a knife? I'll get a knife.
Sarah: That won't be necessary.
[Sarah rolls up one of pants legs, pulls out a knife and gives it to Chuck]
Chuck: That's awesome! And a little disturbing.
Sarah: Okay, look, the sooner we get the Cipher back and the sooner you can have the Intersect removed, and the sooner you can be free to live whatever life you choose with whomever you choose.
Chuck: What are you saying?
Sarah: I'm saying that you can have everything that you've always wanted.
Chuck: Let me see the file.
Chuck: What are you saying?
Sarah: I'm saying that you can have everything that you've always wanted.
Chuck: Let me see the file.
Sarah: Thank you.
Chuck: For defeating Daniel Shaw? For stopping the Omen virus? Or was it me getting us invited to rejoin the CIA.
Sarah: For saving me.
Chuck: Technically it was Morgan that saved you. Because of all the saving that was going on, I didn't have time to get you your gift in time for Christmas. However. [Takes out charm bracelet.] An oldie but a goodie. [Puts it on Sarah's wrist] I hope it will suffice for now.
Chuck: For defeating Daniel Shaw? For stopping the Omen virus? Or was it me getting us invited to rejoin the CIA.
Sarah: For saving me.
Chuck: Technically it was Morgan that saved you. Because of all the saving that was going on, I didn't have time to get you your gift in time for Christmas. However. [Takes out charm bracelet.] An oldie but a goodie. [Puts it on Sarah's wrist] I hope it will suffice for now.
Sarah: That's funny.
Chuck: Well, I'm a funny guy.
Sarah: Clearly! Which is good, because I am not funny.
Chuck: Is that your big secret, by the way? 'Cause I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you...
Sarah: Oh, plenty...believe me.
Chuck: I was thinking "either she's a cannibal, or she's really not that funny," and I was pulling for cannibal 'cause I'd never met one before...
Sarah: Uh, not a cannibal, but I did just come out of a long relationship, so I may come with baggage.
Chuck: Well, I could be your very own baggage handler.
Chuck: Well, I'm a funny guy.
Sarah: Clearly! Which is good, because I am not funny.
Chuck: Is that your big secret, by the way? 'Cause I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you...
Sarah: Oh, plenty...believe me.
Chuck: I was thinking "either she's a cannibal, or she's really not that funny," and I was pulling for cannibal 'cause I'd never met one before...
Sarah: Uh, not a cannibal, but I did just come out of a long relationship, so I may come with baggage.
Chuck: Well, I could be your very own baggage handler.
Sarah: The other night, when you repeated what Awesome said about us being next having kids. It scared me.
Chuck: Okay.
Sarah: And I wanted to tell you earlier but, um, I didn't. And I've thinking about it all day long.
Chuck: And Heather kept poking the topic with a needle. You're nothing like her.
Sarah: For a long time, I was exactly like her. And it took me a night in the guts of the building to realize that I'm not anymore. At all. And I don't want to be. But I do need to take things slow.
Chuck: I'm not ready for parenthood either. One day, hopefully. But not now. Not yet, anyway. Who are we kidding? I'm barely on solid food myself.
Chuck: Okay.
Sarah: And I wanted to tell you earlier but, um, I didn't. And I've thinking about it all day long.
Chuck: And Heather kept poking the topic with a needle. You're nothing like her.
Sarah: For a long time, I was exactly like her. And it took me a night in the guts of the building to realize that I'm not anymore. At all. And I don't want to be. But I do need to take things slow.
Chuck: I'm not ready for parenthood either. One day, hopefully. But not now. Not yet, anyway. Who are we kidding? I'm barely on solid food myself.
Sarah: We work for the government, Dr. Busgang.
Perseus: So do I. Tell them, Duncan. We work for the CIA.
Casey: No. The men you work for are terrorists.
[Casey gets slammed against the wall by two agents]
Casey: Hey!
Duncan: Terrorist? We're patriots. Howard, you're a patriot.
Casey: You're spies who've turn your back on your country!
Duncan: You couldn't have it more wrong. Who do you think we are? We do what needs to be done to preserve our nations rightful place in the world. Someday you'll thank us. Well, not you, you'll be dead.
Perseus: So do I. Tell them, Duncan. We work for the CIA.
Casey: No. The men you work for are terrorists.
[Casey gets slammed against the wall by two agents]
Casey: Hey!
Duncan: Terrorist? We're patriots. Howard, you're a patriot.
Casey: You're spies who've turn your back on your country!
Duncan: You couldn't have it more wrong. Who do you think we are? We do what needs to be done to preserve our nations rightful place in the world. Someday you'll thank us. Well, not you, you'll be dead.
Sarah: Well, he made a promise to his sister. Chuck doesn't want to be a spy and have to lie about it too.
Casey: Your boyfriend needs big boy pants. He's a spy. He's good at it.
Sarah: I know, Casey. You miss him too.
Casey: What? I don't miss him.
Casey: Your boyfriend needs big boy pants. He's a spy. He's good at it.
Sarah: I know, Casey. You miss him too.
Casey: What? I don't miss him.
Sarah: What about me?
Chuck: [chuckles] You're really going to make me say it aren't you?
[Sarah smiles]
Chuck: Wow, okay. Fine. All right we'll play it your way...A girl like you, or more appropriately, a woman like you. Considering the fact that you could probably kick the ass of everyone in this joint. And a-a smart one at that. Not to mention, cool...and extremely beautiful. And-and...you can stop me any time with the compliments if they're becoming...you know
Sarah: No, that was, uh, very...sweet.
Chuck: "Sweet?" Golly gee, thanks for making me feel like I'm 8.
Sarah: [slight chuckle] Well, you're not so bad yourself.
Chuck: [sarcastically] Please, I'm fantastic.
Sarah: [seriously] Yeah. You are.
Chuck: [chuckles] You're really going to make me say it aren't you?
[Sarah smiles]
Chuck: Wow, okay. Fine. All right we'll play it your way...A girl like you, or more appropriately, a woman like you. Considering the fact that you could probably kick the ass of everyone in this joint. And a-a smart one at that. Not to mention, cool...and extremely beautiful. And-and...you can stop me any time with the compliments if they're becoming...you know
Sarah: No, that was, uh, very...sweet.
Chuck: "Sweet?" Golly gee, thanks for making me feel like I'm 8.
Sarah: [slight chuckle] Well, you're not so bad yourself.
Chuck: [sarcastically] Please, I'm fantastic.
Sarah: [seriously] Yeah. You are.