Chuck quotes
412 total quotesChuck: Well, it may not be the steamiest, but we probably have the strangest relationship in Los Angeles.
Sarah: Doubt that. Morgan's still dating, right?
Chuck: Good point.
Sarah: Doubt that. Morgan's still dating, right?
Chuck: Good point.
Chuck: What does all this mean? Casey. I mean technically I failed my test.
Casey: You need to understand that for Walker, Shaw and Beckmann, you passed the test. To them, you killed Perry, doing exactly what you were trained to do.
Chuck: Yeah but I didn't do it. You did.
Casey: Chuck, I'm a civilian. Which means technically under the law what happen tonight was murder. No-one can know the truth about that ever. Not even Sarah, She would be implicated too.
Chuck: All that means I'm not a real spy. I don't know who I am, don't know what I am?
Casey: I can't answer that one for you Chuck.
Chuck: Hey.. Why did you do it?
Casey: Because you weren't going to. You're not a killer Chuck.
Chuck: Thanks.
Casey: You need to understand that for Walker, Shaw and Beckmann, you passed the test. To them, you killed Perry, doing exactly what you were trained to do.
Chuck: Yeah but I didn't do it. You did.
Casey: Chuck, I'm a civilian. Which means technically under the law what happen tonight was murder. No-one can know the truth about that ever. Not even Sarah, She would be implicated too.
Chuck: All that means I'm not a real spy. I don't know who I am, don't know what I am?
Casey: I can't answer that one for you Chuck.
Chuck: Hey.. Why did you do it?
Casey: Because you weren't going to. You're not a killer Chuck.
Chuck: Thanks.
Chuck: What exactly are you doing?
Colt: I'm stretching. Getting limber.
Chuck: Why are you doing that?
Colt: So I won't pull a muscle when I break your neck. Maybe you should get limber too.
Colt: I'm stretching. Getting limber.
Chuck: Why are you doing that?
Colt: So I won't pull a muscle when I break your neck. Maybe you should get limber too.
Chuck: What's in Dubai?
Casey: Weap-Con, the greatest weapons convention. I go every year. I find it very relaxing. It looks like this year I'll be able to write it off as a business trip.
Casey: Weap-Con, the greatest weapons convention. I go every year. I find it very relaxing. It looks like this year I'll be able to write it off as a business trip.
Chuck: When you say "reconnect" you mean send her an email or invite her to be my new Facebook friend, right?
General Beckman: Call her at her hotel and make a date! See if you flash on anything she says or anyone you meet.
Chuck: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, a date with my ex? No, General, that-that is a terrible idea. You see she broke my heart; she destroyed me; she took all of my confidence, my mojo!
Casey: You had mojo?
Chuck: I was on my way, oh, and by the way she slept with Bryce Larkin.
Casey: Huh. Who hasn't? [looks at Sarah]
Sarah: Look, Chuck. I know Jill hurt you, but maybe seeing her will give you the closure that you've always wanted. You have done a lot for the CIA and we're going to make you look good.
Casey: Look on the bright side, now you can get your mojo back!
General Beckman: Call her at her hotel and make a date! See if you flash on anything she says or anyone you meet.
Chuck: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, a date with my ex? No, General, that-that is a terrible idea. You see she broke my heart; she destroyed me; she took all of my confidence, my mojo!
Casey: You had mojo?
Chuck: I was on my way, oh, and by the way she slept with Bryce Larkin.
Casey: Huh. Who hasn't? [looks at Sarah]
Sarah: Look, Chuck. I know Jill hurt you, but maybe seeing her will give you the closure that you've always wanted. You have done a lot for the CIA and we're going to make you look good.
Casey: Look on the bright side, now you can get your mojo back!
Chuck: Why are you coming here?
General Beckman: Hopefully I won't have to shut down Operation Bartowski because of one foolish mistake. But if FULCRUM knows who you really are, pack your bags, Chuck; you're leaving with me. Tell your family and friends--tell them nothing!
General Beckman: Hopefully I won't have to shut down Operation Bartowski because of one foolish mistake. But if FULCRUM knows who you really are, pack your bags, Chuck; you're leaving with me. Tell your family and friends--tell them nothing!
Chuck: You know my dad... he taught me a lot of things. Like looks can be deceiving.
[Casey reveals to Armand that he faked his death by unplugging his heart monitor. Then he knocks out Armand with a bonsai]
Chuck: Fight for your family.
[Sarah ambushes Volkoff's gaurds and disables one with a throwing knife]
Sarah: Mary, quick! [They escape after a brief gun fight]
Chuck: And of course never use a gun-- [Volkoff fires the pistol but it is empty] --unless you absolutely have to. I probably should have told you I have this thing about bullets. I was never going to kill you Alexi. But then I am my father's son, aren't I?
[Casey reveals to Armand that he faked his death by unplugging his heart monitor. Then he knocks out Armand with a bonsai]
Chuck: Fight for your family.
[Sarah ambushes Volkoff's gaurds and disables one with a throwing knife]
Sarah: Mary, quick! [They escape after a brief gun fight]
Chuck: And of course never use a gun-- [Volkoff fires the pistol but it is empty] --unless you absolutely have to. I probably should have told you I have this thing about bullets. I was never going to kill you Alexi. But then I am my father's son, aren't I?
Chuck: You should know I wanted to help you. I was going to let you get away. But you were about to kill Sarah and that made the decision for me. You're under arrest, Jill. And I'm breaking up with you.
Chuck: You tell me "ready or not ready".
Sarah: Okay.
Chuck: We're on a trip. One of us forgets our toothbrush. Do we share?
Sarah: I am ready to share your toothbrush.
Chuck: Oh, oh, using the bathroom. Door open or shut?
Sarah: Door shut! Always.
Chuck: Preferably with the sink running or the radio on.
Sarah: Yes.
Sarah: Okay.
Chuck: We're on a trip. One of us forgets our toothbrush. Do we share?
Sarah: I am ready to share your toothbrush.
Chuck: Oh, oh, using the bathroom. Door open or shut?
Sarah: Door shut! Always.
Chuck: Preferably with the sink running or the radio on.
Sarah: Yes.
Chuck: You want to go on a date some time? I mean a date without aliases, and spy gear, and a mission.
Sarah: Like a real date?
Chuck: Yeah.
Sarah: Chuck, I-I'm still a CIA agent. And there are a hundred reasons why I shouldn't do that.
Chuck: What do you have to lose? In a week, you're going to be undercover somewhere in some place like Jakarta, in a knife fight with some evil doer and in that exact moment you're going to wish you would have spent one last night of fun with me.
Sarah: ...Okay.
Sarah: Like a real date?
Chuck: Yeah.
Sarah: Chuck, I-I'm still a CIA agent. And there are a hundred reasons why I shouldn't do that.
Chuck: What do you have to lose? In a week, you're going to be undercover somewhere in some place like Jakarta, in a knife fight with some evil doer and in that exact moment you're going to wish you would have spent one last night of fun with me.
Sarah: ...Okay.
Colonel Keller: Tonight at 2200, Lt Alex Coburn will be killed in battle, die a hero and will be given a hero's funeral. From this point on your name is John Casey. Make it a good life soldier.
Del: Well, it's an interesting group of employees you've put together here.
Big Mike: Oh, they scare me too. Ha ha ha,
Big Mike: Oh, they scare me too. Ha ha ha,
Devon Woodcomb: Still playing the loser cover? You're nailing it.
Chuck: It's not a cover, Devon, it's my life.
Awesome: [in disbelief] So this is really you?
Chuck: Maybe we should be introduced, I'm Chuck Bartowski: total loser, cheeseball addict.
Chuck: It's not a cover, Devon, it's my life.
Awesome: [in disbelief] So this is really you?
Chuck: Maybe we should be introduced, I'm Chuck Bartowski: total loser, cheeseball addict.
Ellie: How did you get in here?
Morgan: Chuck's window or, as I like to call it, the "Morgan Door."
Morgan: Chuck's window or, as I like to call it, the "Morgan Door."