Rebecca: I think I figured out why you haven't been able to give me a baby.
Sam: What makes you think it's my fault?
Rebecca: Well I've been doing some reading and I think I know what the problem is. You wear bikini briefs, don't you?
Sam: Sweetheart, I know the light's usually off but I do take them off.

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