Carla: Sam, I'm gonna read your mind. Okay, think of something.
Sam: Right now?
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Okay.
Carla: You're thinkin' about your car.
Sam: Nope.
Carla: You're thinkin' about some babe.
Sam: Nope.
Carla: Wait a minute. Give me a minute. I can do this. Just give me a chance. You're thinkin' about your hair.
Sam: Nope.
Carla: Come on, Sam. That's everything you ever think about.
Sam: Right now?
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Okay.
Carla: You're thinkin' about your car.
Sam: Nope.
Carla: You're thinkin' about some babe.
Sam: Nope.
Carla: Wait a minute. Give me a minute. I can do this. Just give me a chance. You're thinkin' about your hair.
Sam: Nope.
Carla: Come on, Sam. That's everything you ever think about.
Carla : Sam, I'm gonna read your mind. Okay, think of something.
Sam : Right now?
Carla : Yeah.
Sam : Okay.
Carla : You're thinkin' about your car.
Sam : Nope.
Carla : You're thinkin' about some babe.
Sam : Nope.
Carla : Wait a minute. Give me a minute. I can do this. Just give me a chance. You're thinkin' about your hair.
Sam : Nope.
Carla : Come on, Sam. That's everything you ever think about.
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