Sam: What kind of problem should I make up?
Carla: Well how about this, I once took one of my kids to the school psychiatrist and he said the kid had kleptomania.
Norm: Anything come of it?
Carla: Got a couple of pens and a leather appointment book.
Norm: Or you could try using my problem. I've always had this terrible fear of being a failure.
Carla: You are a failure.
Norm: Then I've licked it.
Carla: Well how about this, I once took one of my kids to the school psychiatrist and he said the kid had kleptomania.
Norm: Anything come of it?
Carla: Got a couple of pens and a leather appointment book.
Norm: Or you could try using my problem. I've always had this terrible fear of being a failure.
Carla: You are a failure.
Norm: Then I've licked it.
Sam : What kind of problem should I make up?
Carla : Well how about this, I once took one of my kids to the school psychiatrist and he said the kid had kleptomania.
Norm : Anything come of it?
Carla : Got a couple of pens and a leather appointment book.
Norm : Or you could try using my problem. I've always had this terrible fear of being a failure.
Carla : You are a failure.
Norm : Then I've licked it.
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