[the gang took Frasier on a snipe hunt; he returns and wants them to go out again; Diane takes him into the office]
Diane: There's no such thing as a snipe hunt. They played a childish prank on you.
Frasier: I know that.
Diane: What?
Frasier: Good Lord, Diane. A man does not crouch in the woods for two hours without having a revelation or two.
Diane: So this is part of a plan and I unwittingly helped you.
Frasier: Yes.
Diane: Frasier, how devious. But, why didn't you tell me?
Frasier: Well, I couldn't trust you; you'd have thought it was too cruel.
Diane: Oh, are you kidding? I would've helped. Frasier, this is so unlike you.
Frasier: No, but it's what guys do, darling... we screw each other to the wall. Boy, it's great to be one of the gang, I'll tell you.
Diane: There's no such thing as a snipe hunt. They played a childish prank on you.
Frasier: I know that.
Diane: What?
Frasier: Good Lord, Diane. A man does not crouch in the woods for two hours without having a revelation or two.
Diane: So this is part of a plan and I unwittingly helped you.
Frasier: Yes.
Diane: Frasier, how devious. But, why didn't you tell me?
Frasier: Well, I couldn't trust you; you'd have thought it was too cruel.
Diane: Oh, are you kidding? I would've helped. Frasier, this is so unlike you.
Frasier: No, but it's what guys do, darling... we screw each other to the wall. Boy, it's great to be one of the gang, I'll tell you.
[the gang took Frasier on a snipe hunt; he returns and wants them to go out again; Diane takes him into the office]
Diane : There's no such thing as a snipe hunt. They played a childish prank on you.
Frasier : I know that.
Diane : What?
Frasier : Good Lord, Diane. A man does not crouch in the woods for two hours without having a revelation or two.
Diane : So this is part of a plan and I unwittingly helped you.
Frasier : Yes.
Diane : Frasier, how devious. But, why didn't you tell me?
Frasier : Well, I couldn't trust you; you'd have thought it was too cruel.
Diane : Oh, are you kidding? I would've helped. Frasier, this is so unlike you.
Frasier : No, but it's what guys do, darling... we screw each other to the wall. Boy, it's great to be one of the gang, I'll tell you.
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