Sam: Would you just admit that you're hung up on me, dammit?!!
Diane: I am not!
Sam: You are too!
Diane: I am not!
Sam: You are too!
Norm: Please, please, do you think I would behave this way in your home?
Diane: I am not!
Sam: You are too!
Diane: I am not!
Sam: You are too!
Norm: Please, please, do you think I would behave this way in your home?
Sam : Would you just admit that you're hung up on me, dammit?!!
Diane : I am not!
Sam : You are too!
Diane : I am not!
Sam : You are too!
Norm : Please, please, do you think I would behave this way in your home?
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