Cave Demon: You seek me, vampire?
Spike: [observing the cave walls] You do the finger paintings? Nice work.
Cave Demon: Answer me.
Spike: Yeah... I seek you.
Cave Demon: Something about a woman. The Slayer.
Spike: [angrily] Thinks she's better than me. Ever since I got this bleeding chip in my head, I haven't been right. Everything's gone to hell.
Cave Demon: And you want to return to your former self.
Spike: Yeah. [the demon laughs darkly] What?
Cave Demon: Look what she's reduced you to.
Spike: It's this bloody chip, not--
Cave Demon: You were a legendary dark warrior, and you let yourself be castrated! Now you have the audacity to crawl in here and demand restoration?
Spike: I'm still a warrior--
Cave Demon: You're a pathetic excuse for a demon!
Spike: Yeah? I'll show you who's pathetic. Give me your best shot, Lurky.
Cave Demon: You'd never endure the trials required to grant your request.
Spike: Do your worst. But when I win, I want what I came here for. Bitch is gonna see a change...

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