Beverly Hills, 90210 quotes

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[After Brenda gets into a fender bender]
Brenda: Oh my God. Oh my God, tell me this isn't happening.
David: This isn't happening.

[Discussing what they will say to Color Me Badd.]
Donna: Well, I'm gonna ask them what their favorite color is.
Kelly: Their favorite color is badd, of course!

[During police interrogation]
Donna: I uh...I had a cigar. I threw up.

[Phone rings]
Brenda: Oh, if that's Kiefer Sutherland, tell him that I'm a little busy.
Brandon: [answering phone] Hello, Kiefer?

[The gang is playing charades.]
Brenda: Oh I cannot believe this, who picked this? Who--who wrote this?
Steve: Well is it a t.v. show, movie or book?
Brenda: Steve, you better pray it's not a book.

[The guys are waiting for a stripper to show up; the doorbell rings.]
Steve: She's here, she's here!
Brandon: What do I do?
Dylan: Answer the door.
Brandon: What do I say?
Dylan: I hear "hello" is really popular.
[Brandon answers the door and sees Andrea.]
Brandon: Hel--lo.
Andrea: Brandon, hi! [laughs]
Brandon: Andrea, what are you doing here?
Steve: [to Dylan] Zuckerman, moonlighting?
Dylan: Nah...

[While the guys are watching the stripper]
Steve: Hey, guys, you think a burger comes with that shake?