[During police interrogation]
I uh...I had a cigar. I threw up.
S2 E4Anaconda
S2 E5Play It Again, David
What's the big deal? I mean, just because David's a geek doesn't mean his dad is.
Donna, the avocado doesn't fall far from the tree.
No, you know, David's not that bad. I kinda got to know him when we did our scene.
I don't know, he's always looking at me like I'm naked or something. And now he's fully bragging about this date like it's the two of us going out.
Doesn't that sound fun?
No, that sounds totally excruciating.
MSMel Silver
You're gonna love this place, it's one of my favorite resaurants.
JTJackie Taylor
Oh, It's gorgeous.
Mom, isn't this the place that gave, uh, Lori food poisoning?
I don't think so.
So, Kel, you ever dream this would happen?
Not in my wildest, Freddy Krueger nightmares.
MMel
Well, Kelly I hope we're not dragging you away from your friends tonight, but Jackie and I thought that having dinner together would be fun.
Why?
So that I could get to know David and so that you could get to know Mel.
Let me tell you something about Kelly, Mel. To know her is not to love her.
Kelly!
MMel
Well, that's not what I hear. Or rather, see, on video.
Dad, you're embarrassing me.
I hardly think that that's possible.
David, your father tells me that you're West Beverly's video historian.
Yeah. Something like that.
I can hardly turn around anymore without that obnoxious video lens being stuck right in my face.
It's nothing personal.
No, it's just a little perverted. What do you call those guys, uh, voyeurs or something...
Kelly...
MMel
David, I forbid you to commit one more inch of videotape to that gorgeous face.
Thank you. I thought I was gonna have to get one of those restraining orders to keep him away from me.
Let's order.
Actually, I've lost my appetite.
MMel
You'll be missing out, Kelly, really. This restaurant has one of the best chefs in town.
Well. I knew there must have been some reason why you dragged us here.
Kelly! That's enough!
MMel
How 'bout a drink, to start.
A drink? You want my mother to order a drink?
I'll have a mineral water.
MMel
Whatever.
Because the last thing you do is ask a recovering alcoholic what she wants to drink!
KELLY! Why don't you just shut up?!
Well, Kelly, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be. I mean, true love is kind of like a locomotive, it tends to flatten anything that gets in its way.
Tell me about it. I feel like Gumby.
[Brenda glares at Kelly.]
Gumby, he's flat.
Truce?
Sweetheart...this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
S2 E6Pass, Not Pass
Do you know my brother has the exact same shoe size as Paul Newman ?
Figures he would.
[Acting out a scene in their acting class.]
I'm better for her than you are.
The hell you are!
[Brenda slaps Andrea. Andrea turns her head and looks like she is about to cry. They both walk out into the hallway.]
Brenda...Brenda! That is not how we rehearsed the slap!
Oh no?
You know damn well it wasn't.
Well I guess I just got too involved in my character.
That is so lame. There was something else behind that slap and you know it!
Sense memory work?
Oh. And what is that memory based on?
Oh, quick learner. I think you know, Teacher's Pet!
This is perfect. I confide in you, share my feelings. Something I never do, and you completely turn on me!
Yeah, well who confided in who first?
I said I was sorry, Brenda. I had no idea that he was interested in me as anything more than a pupil with stage fright!
Yeah well now we know differently, don't we?
Look, Brenda. You can't steal something from someone that they don't have in the first place!
You know, all school year I listened to you rattling on and on about your feelings for my brother.
This has nothing to do with Brandon.
You're right. it has to do with you and me.
Not anymore.
Funny me. I thought what we had was personal.
CSChris Suiter
Look, Andrea, If you were just five years older...
If I were just five years older you would still be cheating on your girlfriend!
S2 E7Camping Trip
What is that?
It's my lucky hat!
I'm sorry Brandon, but that is one nerdy-looking thing.
Come on, I think it's cool.
Well, maybe to a beaver!
And be extra careful on those deep hiking trails.
We will.
And be sure to head back to the camp well before dark!
We will.
And make sure those boys stay on top of you...when you're hiking, that is.
I'll go too.
Donna!
For, uh, the ride.
Don't encourage them, alright?
There's, uh, something I need to get while we're out.
Like what?
Yeah, like what?
Uh, uh, a feminine product, okay? Is everyone happy now?
NNeil
What did I say, and why are you making me do this in front of a bunch of strangers?
AAllison
Why not? You're as much a stranger to me as they are!
[holding video camera] I'm sorry, could you guys get a little bit closer together? I can't seem to get you both in the shot.
NNeil
Do you mind?!
NNeil
[to Andrea] Excuse me. [to Allison] Ally, honey, at the risk of sounding like a sexist pig, I have to ask, is it that time of the month?
So! Anybody know any good divorce songs?
You got a nice home. A secure family. My mom is a looney tune and my dad is in jail for god's sake!!
I know. I can't imagine how that must feel.
You're right. You can't. You can't even imagine it. So who are you to come down on me about my negative attitude?
Dylan I know you got a bum deal. But can't you look at what you have that is good?
Like what?
Like your friends. Brandon loves you, all the guys think that you're totally cool. I mean every girl I know would love to go out with you
Every girl. But one
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