Beverly Hills, 90210 quotes
168 total quotesNat: You know, the improvement from one week to the next is remarkable.
Brandon: Oh, yeah. The kids are showing a lot of promise.
Dylan: But, we still need a pitcher that can put the ball over the plate.
Nat: Yeah, but win or lose, the most important thing is how good the kids feel about themselves.
Brandon: Absolutely.
Nat: Totally.
Dylan: Yeah, I mean, in the long run, that's all that counts.
Brandon: Absolutely.
Nat: Totally.
Brandon: Oh, yeah. The kids are showing a lot of promise.
Dylan: But, we still need a pitcher that can put the ball over the plate.
Nat: Yeah, but win or lose, the most important thing is how good the kids feel about themselves.
Brandon: Absolutely.
Nat: Totally.
Dylan: Yeah, I mean, in the long run, that's all that counts.
Brandon: Absolutely.
Nat: Totally.
Roger Azarian: Survival of the fittest, Walsh. It's kill or be killed.
Brandon: Talking about the jungle or Beverly Hills?
Roger: Same difference.
Brandon: Talking about the jungle or Beverly Hills?
Roger: Same difference.
Roger: Want a beer?
Brandon: No, thanks.
[Roger is holding a gun.]
Brandon: What are you doing with that thing?
Roger: Target practice.
Brandon: No, thanks.
[Roger is holding a gun.]
Brandon: What are you doing with that thing?
Roger: Target practice.
Scott: I can't find my locker. Number 1533. This place is huge, like five times as big as junior high!
David: Yeah I know, the steps are even bigger. But the babes...are outrageous.
David: Yeah I know, the steps are even bigger. But the babes...are outrageous.
Scott: W-why does this class have to be co-ed?
David: It's much better this way.
Scott: Why?
David: Because when they start talking about sex things with guys around, it gets them in the mood
David: It's much better this way.
Scott: Why?
David: Because when they start talking about sex things with guys around, it gets them in the mood
Secretary: Mr. Clayton, would you please explain to this young man our new restrictions on leather this year?
Sky: Anyway, like I said, my name is Sky, it really is, my parents named me that. No kidding. And it gets worse. My middle name is Blueyonder. You see, my dad was in the Air Force. My mother was a pothead. I guess that makes me an airhead, huh?
Steve: Crawford, get your finger out of your nose!
Kid: [laughs] He eats 'em too.
Steve: Take a lap.
Brandon: Steve! Steve, what's the problem? He wasn't doing anything.
Steve: Yeah he was, he was grossing me out. Last thing we need is a booger-picker playing second base.
Kid: [laughs] He eats 'em too.
Steve: Take a lap.
Brandon: Steve! Steve, what's the problem? He wasn't doing anything.
Steve: Yeah he was, he was grossing me out. Last thing we need is a booger-picker playing second base.
Steve: Purple pleasure, a blend of 7 essential ingredients, plus vitamins A, B, C, and T .
Brandon: T?
Steve, Brandon, and Other Guy: Tequila!
Brandon: T?
Steve, Brandon, and Other Guy: Tequila!
Steve: She is the biggest bitch at West Beverly High. I should know, I went out with her for a year.
Steve: Yo, Sam. Sam!
Scott: Me?
Steve: Come here.
Scott: I'm Scott.
Steve: Whatever. What's going on with him and MC Hammer?
Scott: David wants him to play at the prom.
Steve: MC Hammer's not gonna play at any school dance.
Scott: You know that, and I know that, and MC Hammer knows that. But unfortunately, somebody forgot to tell David.
Scott: Me?
Steve: Come here.
Scott: I'm Scott.
Steve: Whatever. What's going on with him and MC Hammer?
Scott: David wants him to play at the prom.
Steve: MC Hammer's not gonna play at any school dance.
Scott: You know that, and I know that, and MC Hammer knows that. But unfortunately, somebody forgot to tell David.
Steve: You got a nose job!
Kelly: Yeah, I did.
Steve: It looks...looks good.
Kelly: Big improvement, huh?
Steve: Well yeah, they took about a foot off.
Kelly: Now I know why I broke up with you.
Kelly: Yeah, I did.
Steve: It looks...looks good.
Kelly: Big improvement, huh?
Steve: Well yeah, they took about a foot off.
Kelly: Now I know why I broke up with you.
Steve: You know what?
Andrea: Hmm?
Steve: You're pretty cute without your glasses on.
Andrea: [laughs] God! Is that supposed to be some kind of compliment?
Steve: No. This is.
[Steve kisses Andrea.]
Andrea: Hmm?
Steve: You're pretty cute without your glasses on.
Andrea: [laughs] God! Is that supposed to be some kind of compliment?
Steve: No. This is.
[Steve kisses Andrea.]