Beverly Hills, 90210 quotes

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Brenda: Do you know my brother has the exact same shoe size as Paul Newman ?
Andrea: Figures he would.

Brenda: Does a needle biopsy have anything to do with a needle?

Brenda: Doesn't anyone know any more jokes? Dylan?
Dylan: None that I could tell here.
[The doorbell rings.]
Cindy: [Answers the phone] Hello?
Jim: Honey, it's the doorbell.

Brenda: Donna, what kind of wedding are you gonna have?
Donna: I don't know. Maybe something traditional, in a church. Or maybe I'll do something really wild, like that couple who got married bungee jumping.
Kelly: Bungee jumping?
Donna: Yeah, it's totally perfect. You know, you jump off the cliff with the long, rubber cord attached to you. It's totally death-defying, just like marriage.
Brenda: Oh, and that's when you say, "I dooooooooo!"

Brenda: Dylan invited me to go to Baja with him.
Kelly: And Cindy and Jim are letting you go?
Dylan: She hasn't asked them yet.
Kelly: Oh, well in that case, what videos should we rent?
Brenda: Kelly, they might say yes.
Kelly: Yeah, right.
Brenda: Anyway, if they do, is it okay? I mean, do you mind?
Kelly: Yeah, I mind. I don't see why you'd want to go and spend an incredibly cool and romantic weekend with your boyfriend, when you could stay here in town and be miserable with me.
Brenda: Thanks Kel, I knew you'd understand.

Brenda: Dylan says it looks incandescent.
Brandon: My friend Dylan?
Brenda: My friend Dylan.

Brenda: Dylan, stop talking and take off your clothes.

Brenda: For a moment there, I thought that maybe I was pregnant. My period was a few days late, so I got worried.
Jim: Well, did you do something that would...give you reason to believe that if you... were a few days late that...that would indicate that you were pregnant?
Brenda: You mean like sex?
Jim: Yes, something like that.
Brenda: Yes, of course.

Brenda: He changes his address like a model changes her clothes.

Brenda: I got more sun than I expected
Cindy: Honey, you are burnt to a crisp!
Brenda: I know. I fell asleep. I mean, it's not fair, just because I take a nap, now I can't go to this party tonight with Donna. She's getting dressed up right now and I'm here fried!

Brenda: I mean, didn't you guys used to have nightmares about taking your driver's test?
Kelly: God, no. I passed with flying colors. I think some people are just born to drive. I mean, I think it's in my genes.
Donna: Oh, please! You should have seen Kelly when she first got her license. For the first month, I felt like a crash test dummy.
Kelly: So, I had a few fender benders. That's how you learn.

Brenda: I remember when I was a little girl, and dad went away to this accounting convention. I thought he was gone forever. I cried and cried. And then I wished with my magic star wand, and then he came back. My eyes were so puffy I could barely see him.
Brandon: I wish I had a bag of tricks. But I don't.

Brenda: I'm sorry that everybody is put off by the idea of an independent woman trying to take an aggressive posture in pursuit of a specific goal.

Brenda: It's weird, I mean, I want to be with Dylan and everything but part of me just wants to get it over with, like I'm the last person who hasn't done it yet.
Kelly: Brenda, you are.
Donna: Oh, you are not. Look, Brenda, you're really gonna like it. Uh, probably. Maybe?

Brenda: Just remember me when uh...everybody wants to get into your green room.