Chris Connor: Just to set the record straight, I don't love you!
Dr John Becker: Well I don't love you! I don't even know what made me think I could like you: you're so cute and sweet and nice and perky!
Chris Connor: Well it's better than being a cranky old fart!
Dr John Becker: I'm not cranky! There are just certain things that irritate me!
Chris Connor: Yeah, everything irritates you! You wouldn't know happiness if it bit you in the ass!
Dr John Becker: Oh why don't you bite me in the ass!?
Chris Connor: Oh, why don't you bite yourself in the ass!? Your head's right there, anyway!
Dr John Becker: '[outraged] Just go away, would you!?
Chris Connor: Ah, I'm going! Goodnight!
Dr John Becker: Good night!
Chris Connor: [stutters angrily] GOOD NIGHT!
Dr John Becker: YOU WANNA HAVE DINNER WITH ME SOMETIME!?
Chris Connor: I'D LOVE TO!

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