Dr. John Becker: Mr. Garland, I understand--
Mr. Garland: No, you don't understand. When I left your office that day, I was devastated. But then I figured if I've only got a short time to live, well, I'm going to go out in style. The first thing I did was quit my job, told my boss to go straight to hell. What'd I have to lose? You told me I was dying.
Dr. John Becker: I-I understand, but that's still just a job, you know? So you burned a bridge.
Mr. Garland: No. I burned his new BMW.
Dr. John Becker: Why would you do that?
Mr. Garland: Because you told me I was dying!
Dr. John Becker: Couldn't you pay him back?
Mr. Garland: No, I can't. I spent all my money on champagne, limos and lap dances.
Dr. John Becker: All of it?
Mr. Garland: I got a lot of lap dances.
Dr. John Becker: So, you spent all your money, and you lost your job, but all those things are fixable.
Mr. Garland: No. I haven't finished yet. After that, I maxed out my credit cards, cursed out my wife, and sent a photo copy of my ass to the IRS.
Mr. Garland: No, you don't understand. When I left your office that day, I was devastated. But then I figured if I've only got a short time to live, well, I'm going to go out in style. The first thing I did was quit my job, told my boss to go straight to hell. What'd I have to lose? You told me I was dying.
Dr. John Becker: I-I understand, but that's still just a job, you know? So you burned a bridge.
Mr. Garland: No. I burned his new BMW.
Dr. John Becker: Why would you do that?
Mr. Garland: Because you told me I was dying!
Dr. John Becker: Couldn't you pay him back?
Mr. Garland: No, I can't. I spent all my money on champagne, limos and lap dances.
Dr. John Becker: All of it?
Mr. Garland: I got a lot of lap dances.
Dr. John Becker: So, you spent all your money, and you lost your job, but all those things are fixable.
Mr. Garland: No. I haven't finished yet. After that, I maxed out my credit cards, cursed out my wife, and sent a photo copy of my ass to the IRS.
Dr. John Becker: Mr. Garland, I understand--
Mr. Garland: No, you don't understand. When I left your office that day, I was devastated. But then I figured if I've only got a short time to live, well, I'm going to go out in style. The first thing I did was quit my job, told my boss to go straight to hell. What'd I have to lose? You told me I was dying.
Dr. John Becker: I-I understand, but that's still just a job, you know? So you burned a bridge.
Mr. Garland: No. I burned his new BMW.
Dr. John Becker: Why would you do that?
Mr. Garland: Because you told me I was dying!
Dr. John Becker: Couldn't you pay him back?
Mr. Garland: No, I can't. I spent all my money on champagne, limos and lap dances.
Dr. John Becker: All of it?
Mr. Garland: I got a lot of lap dances.
Dr. John Becker: So, you spent all your money, and you lost your job, but all those things are fixable.
Mr. Garland: No. I haven't finished yet. After that, I maxed out my credit cards, cursed out my wife, and sent a photo copy of my ass to the IRS.
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